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A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs.

Zealous_Zack
Zealous_Zack Male
3 months ago
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs.
The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef.
“Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?”
Gus replies, “I ran out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten eggs left.”
The waiter says,
“Give him the rotten eggs. He’s so bombed he won’t know the difference.”
Gus scrambles up the rotten eggs and heaps on hash browns, sausage and toast.
The drunk is so hungry he wolfs down the breakfast without comment.
He goes to pay the cashier and asks,
“Where’d you get those eggs?”
She replies, “We have our own chicken farm.”
The drunk asks, “Do you have a rooster?
“No,” she says.
The drunk replies,
“Well, you’d better get one, because some skunk is scr*wing your chickens.”
G-O-W
G-O-W Female
3 months ago
When I mention recycling ... I don't mean jokes.
Boydel will instruct you on how many times this joke has already been told!
Zealous_Zack
Zealous_Zack Male
3 months ago
Damn. I was going to say I had made it up myself.
HotOrWot
HotOrWot Male
3 months ago
Great joke LOLOL
CircusMaximus
CircusMaximus Male
3 months ago
I think I've heard this joke before.
NoSaint
NoSaint Female
3 months ago
I thought it was original. Very funny :)
HotOrWot
HotOrWot Male
3 months ago
Titter!
MrQuiet
MrQuiet Male
3 months ago
LOL
Neros1954
Neros1954 Male
3 months ago
Why is this joke so funny?
Andromeda
Andromeda Female
3 months ago
Is it?
Minnie-the-Minx
Minnie-the-Minx Female
3 months ago
You mean it's meant to be funny?
Greencare
Greencare Female
3 months ago
I think it's the fact it's not funny which causes some amusement.
Jeff
Jeff Male
3 months ago
This is the 8th time that joke hsa been posted.
(The previous 7 times are referred to in midsummerseve.com/thread/200699/1/a_drunk_staggers_into_a_diner_and_orders_a_couple_of_eggs/ )
Although Boydel and I sometimes post numbers, we're not the same person!

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs.
But what does he order them to do? "Go boil your heads"?
G-O-W
G-O-W Female
3 months ago
Jeff will instruct you on how many times this joke has already been told!
[Sorry]
Mazer
Mazer Male
3 months ago
lol
sonofEasteregg
sonofEasteregg Male
3 months ago
any jokes about eggs are crackers. lol
Dudley2000
Dudley2000 Male
2 months ago
LOL. Wasn't it Sam who originally posted this joke?
HotOrWot
HotOrWot Male
2 months ago
I think it was. ZZ has produced a cover version LOLOL
MrQuiet
MrQuiet Male
2 months ago
was it as good as the original?
CircusMaximus
CircusMaximus Male
2 months ago
You mean it's meant to be funny?

Oh come on don't make out it's not hilarious.
Neros1954
Neros1954 Male
2 months ago
I think it was. ZZ has produced a cover version LOLOL


I saw a pirate copy on here.
MrQuiet
MrQuiet Male
2 months ago
Lol
Colonel_Blink
Colonel_Blink Male
2 months ago
Lol

Lol

Lol
HotOrWot
HotOrWot Male
2 months ago
Far too many lols LOLOL
Geone
Geone Male
2 months ago
Lol!!


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