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Manthing gave me a

horrible ear worm

wonderoushen  Female  Gwynedd
23-Aug-2019 10:13 Message #4749401
You know how when you have an earworm the words start to go all silly, well he gave me a really bad one, so now I'm passing it on and maybe you lot can do something with it?

'What became of the man who farted..' to the tune of 'What became of the broken hearted'.
Justaguy  Male  South East London
23-Aug-2019 15:03 Message #4749426
Already done it twice, but he's just got started
Justaguy  Male  South East London
23-Aug-2019 15:15 Message #4749428
He ate ten cans of beans, now he's acting quite obscene
Justaguy  Male  South East London
23-Aug-2019 15:20 Message #4749429
He's trying hard to woo a lass, but won't get far with all that gas
mancers  Male  Greater Manchester
23-Aug-2019 16:16 Message #4749432
What becomes of the broken hearted
Paid a penny and only farted......
InSanityClaus  Male  Cornwall
26-Aug-2019 15:06 Message #4749698
Billy Connolly is dreadful for this,
To the tune of Buddy Holly singing Oh Boy
"All my life I've been kissing your left tit 'cos the right one's missing"

And Glen Campbells Rhinestone Cowboy
"Like a half stoned cowboy, falling down on his arse in the middle of a rodeo"

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