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vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire 1-Dec-2018 09:14 Message #4729879
Yep, the time has arrived to open the first door of my Advent Calendar

Door 1 came open quite easy, the joke was ...

What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A Pineapple!

lol lol

And the chocolate suprise was ...

Santa's face.

It was eaten with my first cup of coffee of the day. lol

Off to the Bakers now, then a bit of shopping :-)
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire 1-Dec-2018 09:17 Message #4729880
And I made a c**k up of the title!! lol

Blame it on not wearing me glasses lol ;-)
Jeff  Male  East Sussex 1-Dec-2018 09:53 Message #4729891
My advent calendar is from Poundland and says "Strictly for adults only. The VERY badly behaved Elf".

Today there was no joke, but there was a picture of a topless elf - unfortunately male.
I can't make out what is the moulding on the chocolate. It looks like fallopian tubes. I won't mention their connection to Christmas.
BunnyGirl  Female  Buckinghamshire 1-Dec-2018 16:28 Message #4729916
Never noticed maybe i need glasses ?
Madness102  Female  South Yorkshire 1-Dec-2018 16:59 Message #4729923
Oh great joke Vanners
I'm very jealous cos you have a choccy every morning - so I made a hot choc drink just to keep meself happy lol !!

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