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Would you like to come and see my etchings?

cheesy chat up lines?

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Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 12:49 Message #4661929
Do you have a any original chat up lines or do you stick to the tried and trusted cheesy variety?

I managed to lure a man into my house with an invitation to change my light bulbs.

He didn't bat an eyelid, and, believe it or not, he did change my light bulbs.
Male
AndyMacG  Male  the West Midlands
23-Oct-2016 13:10 Message #4661934
Would you like to come and see my etchings


Sounds to me Eljer, has been propositioning you Minnie ;-) ha ha ha





Andy Mac
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
23-Oct-2016 15:15 Message #4661942
did he have a fag afterwards minnie lol

hmmm, would you like to come and see the naked picture ive drawn of you before i sell it in the busy high street shop ;)
Male
SQL  Male  Devon
23-Oct-2016 15:48 Message #4661947
Minnie-the-Minx - 23-Oct-2016 12:49

I managed to lure a man into my house with an invitation to change my light bulbs.

But did you let him go? Or are you constantly putting dead light bulbs up to keep him happy?

SQL
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 15:56 Message #4661952
Q: How many armies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 16:04 Message #4661957
cheesy chat up lines ,

hmmm fancy a wotsit,
Male
Justaguy  Male  South East London
23-Oct-2016 16:29 Message #4661962
Does "would you like to come in for a coffee ?" mean a coffee is all that's on offer
Or does it mean "I fancy the pants off you, come and share a night of passionate sex with me"
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 16:34 Message #4661965
who knows what suprise hides behind the door till you take up the offer?
Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 16:46 Message #4661969
Could be her old man with a cricket bat.
Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 16:49 Message #4661970
Can't you just email me a photo of it, eljer?
You know I don't venture inside the M25.
Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 16:50 Message #4661971
SQL, most men I know need a bit more than a few light bulbs to keep them happy.
I did let him go, but I fed him first.
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 16:50 Message #4661972
theres nothing quite like the sound of english willow hittting leather
Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 16:52 Message #4661973
That's the mystery of woman, jag.
Male
Justaguy  Male  South East London
23-Oct-2016 17:40 Message #4661990
Damn you mysterious and enigmatic women... you already know the answer to that one
But you'd rather keep keep us poor men, dangling in suspense and guessing what will happen

Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
23-Oct-2016 17:49 Message #4661991
if you thought you were on a dead cert, you would never make any effort at all.
Male
Justaguy  Male  South East London
23-Oct-2016 17:58 Message #4661998
Ain't Too Proud To Beg - The Temptations ... Whoops wrong thread ;0)
Male
brisinger  Male  Lancashire
23-Oct-2016 18:47 Message #4662006
Don't know about etching but as a CAD engineer it's 3 point perspective drawing.
Ever wondered where Boob comes from?
Using:

Top view
Front view Side View

B

oo b


;-)
Female
Cassis  Female  Cambridgeshire
23-Oct-2016 23:10 Message #4662048
"Would you like to come in for coffee?" is a risky invitation. I always mean just that,but these days I add, "It might help keep you awake as you'll be driving home soon".

Mind you, I asked VANNERS in for a cup of coffee or tea, and he refused! :):)
Male
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire
23-Oct-2016 23:46 Message #4662053
"Mind you, I asked VANNERS in for a cup of coffee or tea, and he refused! :):)"

Lol at Cassis...

Was just being gentlemanly Cass, after all it was our 'first time' goin' out together! lol ;-}

and it was 2am, dint want your neighbours getting the wrong idea! lol.
Female
Cassis  Female  Cambridgeshire
23-Oct-2016 23:49 Message #4662054
True, and gossip does travel...wouldn't want your widda-woman on the warpath!
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
23-Oct-2016 23:59 Message #4662056
i was at a ladys birthday party not so long ago, it was along day for me, and she said, you look very tired eljer, go and have a lay down and when the other guests leave i will come and read you a bedside story, i thought, thats novel, ive never heard that chat up line before, so anyway, the guests leave, she comes bolting upstairs jumps on the bed like some kind of sex crazed animal and said, im gonna huff and puff and blow your house down, i thought fcuk me gently, im in here, and the last thing i could remember before i fell asleep was something about 3 poxy little pigs ;)

im not sure who's minds was in the gutter at one point ;) lols
Male
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire
24-Oct-2016 00:03 Message #4662057
Ha ha ha not much chance of that Cass, lol, three times now she's told me 'I'm argumentative' and just caus I've lived 'ere a long time, I think, 'I know it all' lol.

I think she's 'just using me' as a taxi service. lol.
Male
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire
24-Oct-2016 00:10 Message #4662058
Yeah right, Elj, lol

You bin readin' too many of 'them' Magazines! ;-}

Reckon it was you, used to write them letters to "Fiesta"! lol.
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
24-Oct-2016 00:20 Message #4662059
nah, not me vanners, i cant even remember writing in those mags, i only bought them to learn how to draw the anatomy mate ;)
Female
Cassis  Female  Cambridgeshire
24-Oct-2016 00:28 Message #4662060
I think you should restrict your personal services to her, Vanners, and she'll soon be on her knees...begging;)

P.S
Just thought you'd like to know my keyboard has nicknamed you "Van Nerd"!!...I have to keep going back to correct it.

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