I can be cheeky at times but felt

I was chatting to a nice woman earlier who i have met before and we was chatting away then out of the blue she said .. what is it with you blokes when we bend over .. i said what .. she said you heard .. i said well you know .. she said no i dont know .. i said well er erm well they are the first things we see when we are born and its the anticipation of seeing those sort of pinky pokey out eyes again...

She said no .. i mean when we bend over the other way what are you blokes thinking .. i thought .. fcuk .. this womans hard work .. i said oooh er its well sort of oooh well you know .. and somehow the subject changed lol


I so wanted to get cheeky with her but felt for once in my life ile bite my tongue.

But surpose it happens again .. what should i tell her what us blokes are thinking?

Any ideas???

they bend over backwards for us at times,lol

dont it hurt when you bite you tongue??

I was also wondering what other wimmin thought us blokes was thinking when they bend over?

well i think i hope she gonna be ok , dont want no falls,lol

I don't think blokes are thinking anything. Blimey, working in male-dominated offices for years, I wouldn't have got any work done if I'd spent my time pondering what they were thinking when I bent over.

Maybe she was giving you a hint - she wanted you to comment on what a lovely butt she has.

Pole
X

yeah, she did have a nice butt as it goes, so shall i tell her that next time then lol

Tell her you are not sure if you like wimmen more than fishing and if she could oblige with a good look it might swing things her way.

And best of all, it's true!

the fish aint biting in camden lock,lol

Yeah, why not, after all it's better than telling her she has a fat arse innit?! I think most women would take it as a big compliment; it's no different to complimenting someone on their hairstyle, eyes, etc.

Felicity Kendall was once voted 'Rear of the Year' and she seemed well impressed by that.

Go for it Eljie!

However, if she's a 'difficult' kind of lady, don't blame me if she kicks yer in the whatsits!

Pole
X

what do you mean difficult ??

'Difficult' as in she thinks you have an ulterior motive for paying her a compliment. Some women find compliments hard to accept.

Polly
X

cool, pass the ketchup :)

yeah, i kinda find it hard when the bloke in the mirror tells me how handsome i am

but i think hes got a point lols

said them mirrors need cleaning,lools.

Elger, ya blumin' wimp!

When a woman asks you a direct question like that she wants a direct answer - she don't want you pussy-futin' with a response.

She was testing ya to see if you're a man or a minion.



Jason.

squeak squeak... ok thanks jason im taking notes

but what could i have said to her?

can I take photos?

...wouldn't mind havin a go at you from behind maybe??? lol

Woo hoo thinks that is what you were probably thinking pet x ;O)

Eljer 22-Jun-2016 22:45
But surpose it happens again .. what should i tell her what us blokes are thinking?
Any ideas???


It might ,be an idea to remind her that one should bend from the knees, not from the waist to avoid unnecessary back pain issues.
lol

Elger, ya blumin' wimp!

When a woman asks you a direct question like that she wants a direct answer - she don't want you pussy-futin' with a response.

She was testing ya to see if you're a man or a minion.


well now we know which,lol

If a woman bends over there is only one thing a man thinks of and that is (sex)

If a woman wears a shirt skirt the only thing a man thinks of and that is ( sex)


What else does men think about!!!

Football and beer.

sometimes i think about cars

Fishing net stockings ;)

I often think about food ;-) lol





Andy Mac