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I can be cheeky at times but felt

That i had to bite my tongue

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Eljer  Male  North London
22-Jun-2016 22:45 Message #4641425
I was chatting to a nice woman earlier who i have met before and we was chatting away then out of the blue she said .. what is it with you blokes when we bend over .. i said what .. she said you heard .. i said well you know .. she said no i dont know .. i said well er erm well they are the first things we see when we are born and its the anticipation of seeing those sort of pinky pokey out eyes again...

She said no .. i mean when we bend over the other way what are you blokes thinking .. i thought .. fcuk .. this womans hard work .. i said oooh er its well sort of oooh well you know .. and somehow the subject changed lol


I so wanted to get cheeky with her but felt for once in my life ile bite my tongue.

But surpose it happens again .. what should i tell her what us blokes are thinking?

Any ideas???
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
22-Jun-2016 22:47 Message #4641426
they bend over backwards for us at times,lol

dont it hurt when you bite you tongue??
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
22-Jun-2016 22:51 Message #4641429
I was also wondering what other wimmin thought us blokes was thinking when they bend over?
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
22-Jun-2016 22:54 Message #4641431
well i think i hope she gonna be ok , dont want no falls,lol
Female
PollyValentiniusPoppy  Female  Worcestershire
22-Jun-2016 23:00 Message #4641433
I don't think blokes are thinking anything. Blimey, working in male-dominated offices for years, I wouldn't have got any work done if I'd spent my time pondering what they were thinking when I bent over.

Maybe she was giving you a hint - she wanted you to comment on what a lovely butt she has.

Pole
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Male
Eljer  Male  North London
22-Jun-2016 23:13 Message #4641434
yeah, she did have a nice butt as it goes, so shall i tell her that next time then lol
Male
Dustybin  Male  Suffolk
22-Jun-2016 23:32 Message #4641436
Tell her you are not sure if you like wimmen more than fishing and if she could oblige with a good look it might swing things her way.

And best of all, it's true!
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
22-Jun-2016 23:51 Message #4641444
the fish aint biting in camden lock,lol
Female
PollyValentiniusPoppy  Female  Worcestershire
22-Jun-2016 23:55 Message #4641445
Yeah, why not, after all it's better than telling her she has a fat arse innit?! I think most women would take it as a big compliment; it's no different to complimenting someone on their hairstyle, eyes, etc.

Felicity Kendall was once voted 'Rear of the Year' and she seemed well impressed by that.

Go for it Eljie!

However, if she's a 'difficult' kind of lady, don't blame me if she kicks yer in the whatsits!

Pole
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Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
22-Jun-2016 23:57 Message #4641446
what do you mean difficult ??
Female
PollyValentiniusPoppy  Female  Worcestershire
23-Jun-2016 00:13 Message #4641451
'Difficult' as in she thinks you have an ulterior motive for paying her a compliment. Some women find compliments hard to accept.

Polly
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Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
23-Jun-2016 00:17 Message #4641452
cool, pass the ketchup :)
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
23-Jun-2016 00:21 Message #4641455
yeah, i kinda find it hard when the bloke in the mirror tells me how handsome i am

but i think hes got a point lols
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
23-Jun-2016 02:04 Message #4641485
said them mirrors need cleaning,lools.

Male
Argonaut  Male  Lancashire
23-Jun-2016 07:28 Message #4641525
Elger, ya blumin' wimp!

When a woman asks you a direct question like that she wants a direct answer - she don't want you pussy-futin' with a response.

She was testing ya to see if you're a man or a minion.



Jason.
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
23-Jun-2016 08:07 Message #4641529
squeak squeak... ok thanks jason im taking notes

but what could i have said to her?
Male
Dustybin  Male  Suffolk
23-Jun-2016 08:31 Message #4641531
can I take photos?
Female
Woosey  Female  North Yorkshire
23-Jun-2016 09:52 Message #4641546
...wouldn't mind havin a go at you from behind maybe??? lol

Woo hoo thinks that is what you were probably thinking pet x ;O)
Male
The_38th_Parallel  Male  Essex
23-Jun-2016 10:27 Message #4641555
Eljer 22-Jun-2016 22:45
But surpose it happens again .. what should i tell her what us blokes are thinking?
Any ideas???


It might ,be an idea to remind her that one should bend from the knees, not from the waist to avoid unnecessary back pain issues.
lol
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
23-Jun-2016 10:37 Message #4641559
Elger, ya blumin' wimp!

When a woman asks you a direct question like that she wants a direct answer - she don't want you pussy-futin' with a response.

She was testing ya to see if you're a man or a minion.


well now we know which,lol
Female
BunnyGirl  Female  Buckinghamshire
23-Jun-2016 20:32 Message #4641800
If a woman bends over there is only one thing a man thinks of and that is (sex)

If a woman wears a shirt skirt the only thing a man thinks of and that is ( sex)


What else does men think about!!!
Male
mancers  Male  Greater Manchester
23-Jun-2016 20:34 Message #4641801
Football and beer.
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
23-Jun-2016 20:34 Message #4641802
sometimes i think about cars
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
23-Jun-2016 20:34 Message #4641803
Fishing net stockings ;)
Male
AndyMacG  Male  the West Midlands
23-Jun-2016 20:35 Message #4641805
I often think about food ;-) lol





Andy Mac

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