NotHermit Male (53) from Derbyshire

I am not Hermit.

Not looking for anything, happy enough hope you are too.

Real Meanings in ladies dating profiles.
1. "I look and act much younger" = I live in a fantasy world where everyone my age looks older.
2. " Look like (famous celebrity) would be nice = You will never be good enough for me. ( 5 wants 10)
3. " I am an old fashioned girl" = Fridge and you pay for everything on the date.
4. "No Players" = Do not bother unless you are a player. (explanation) Only a player would reply to such a profile for the challenge, anyone else would steer clear.
5. " I am a dental nurse." = I once met someone that had mahogany brown teeth, and it aint gonna happen again.
6. " I am not fat and I am not thin." = Now I actually fell for this one, and she turned up in a pvc dress, I was not aware they could make them in that size.
7. "Do not bother much with my appearance." = I fell for this one too, thought she was being modest, but she was being truthful. Told me she had been gardening.
*. Fed up of kissing frogs. = Even frogs don't kiss me anymore.



Basic facts icon About me

I'm 53 years old and come from Derbyshire in the United Kingdom. I'm divorced with two children. I'm 5' 11" tall and of average build. I don't smoke and I drink occasionally. I'm here for friendship and business contacts.

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