Negligee Male (67) from North London

My name is Mark. I have the brightest blue eyes ever created except in the mornings when they take on a rather attractive pink colour. There was a time when I was indecisive but these days I'm not sure if I am or not. Some people think I'm a bit schizophrenic but I'm in two minds about it. Also I used to be conceited but I'm perfect now and I am not superstitious (Touch wood).
I have the usual types of hobbies and pastimes like underwater basket weaving, popping bubble wrap, dressing up in women's clothes and Morris dancing. Actually that's not true. I don't do basket weaving and I think Morris dancing is silly.
Not much gets me down. Apart from people who talk behind your back...Especially hairdressers. Oh...and name droppers (I was only saying to Prince Charles the other day how annoying they are).
I only have two vices really. Smoking and masturbating. I’m on 20 a day now…I smoke quite a lot as well.
Arsenal winning makes me happy. So does slipping into a pretty dress and lacy petticoat.
I am a former journalist now involved in property development. I started at the top and rapidly worked my way down. It is my ambition to get to the bottom rung of the ladder and then go on to have nothing to do at all. I am currently under worked and over paid and enjoying every minute of it.
Sorry if there are typig errors here. I can't do it with both hands. I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'm looking for an attractive, feminine, broadminded woman who is funny, adventurous, daring and willing to try most things at least once. Someone I can spend my hard earned money on. Oh...and if you're kinky I'm prepared to put up with it.
My secretary Margaret's a bit kinky. She said to me the other day can I use your Dictaphone? I said no use your finger like everyone else.

Basic facts icon About me

I'm 67 years old and come from North London in the United Kingdom. I'm divorced with two children. I'm 5' 9" tall and I'd describe myself as slim. I'm a smoker and I drink occasionally. I'm here for dating and friendship.

Detailed facts icon My detailed facts

Hair colour Light brown
Hair style Short
Eyes Blue
Glasses For reading only
Facial hair Clean shaven
Tattoos None
Piercings None
Attractiveness Gorgeous
Ethnicity White - British
Education College
Job Other
Income Super-rich!
Smoking Light cigarette smoker
Drinking Like a fish!
Drugs Never
Food Chicken and fish
Politics Centre
Religion None
Practising No
Children 2
More children Rather not say

Hobbies and interests icon My hobbies and interests

Cooking I enjoy cooking but I live alone and therefore eat out often which can acually turn out cheaper and I don't have to do the washing up...Unless I forget my wallet.
Shopping I love browsing around vintage and retro shops as I adore female fashion.
DIY I can bang in a nail.
Housework I did some housework once then three years later I had to do it all over again.
Dining out I eat out often. I like comfort food in the winter. Bangers and mash with lashings of gravy. Eggs Benedict for breakfast.
Movies I don't go too often and I have a huge collection of unseen dvd's. If anyone wants to go to the movies I'm happy to come along with you.
Theatre I have'nt been to the theatre for a long time. I enjoy it though so if you want to see a play I'm happy to come along with you.
Music I like songs I can understand with lyrics that make sense.
Gigs Pub bands are great. You can have a pint at the same time.
Pubs I enjoy the pub scene. It's where you meet people and make friends.
Clubbing I'm often asleep when the clubs open their doors.
Newspapers and magazines I like doing The Telegraph crossword. After that I read the paper.
Books Too many to mention.
TV There are over a hundred channels on my TV. I find something I like then flick through the other channels. By the time I get back to what I like it's finished.
Watching sport Up The Gunners.
Playing sport I enjoy power walking...all the way to the pub.
Hobbies I like dressing up in women's clothes but please don't tell anyone.

Hopes and dreams icon My hopes and dreams

In ten years I see myself In the lingerie department.
Who would I invite to a dinner party? That girl on page 3 I saw on Monday,
That girl on page 3 I saw on Tuesday.
That girl on page 3 I saw on Wednesday.
My ideal date Eggs Benedict breakfast followed by a browse around the ladiesware departments followed by ???
What would I never, ever give up? I give up!
If I had to give a speech on a subject I was passionate about ... I'm not passionate enough about anything to bore people with.
If I could visit anywhere in the world at any time in history Any place warmer than here at the moment.
If I had a million pounds to give to charity I would give it to my bank and ask them to put it in my account.
My "and finally" section ... Nope.

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