monkey209 Male (44) from Greater Manchester

If you can keep your head, while all around you are losing theirs, perhaps you should land your helicopter somewhere less crowded.
Alright so that little proverb has as yet been completely useless to me in everyday situations. Maybe it would help if I had a Helicopter, or could fly one....still I live in hope. Actually that's not true as I live in Manchester but it doesn't scan anywhere near as well.

Hmmm still reading eh? Good for you. I suppose it'd be appropriate to introduce myself at this point instead of rambling on like Hugh Grant.
So Hello! I'm Neil but most of my friends call me Monkey. Which as nicknames go isn't so bad, I keep on pushing God, Genius or Stud but they're having none of it.

Ok so what am I like? Well I'd say I'm fairly easy-going - except on buses - and try to keep a positive look on life. I know my way round a kitchen, am acquainted with the ironing board - although we did have a tiff - and can almost always use a drill without pretending it's a gun. I like to think I can hold a conversation and put the world to rights over a bottle of wine. Above all I like to hear those who have a tale to tell and can laugh at themselves as well as me.

Happy to chat to anyone, drop by and say hello I don't bite....often.
If not, I hope you find what your looking for.
Stay Special!
I am looking for someone who enjoys life, someone who's happiest searching for something new. Guess I'm looking for someone who likes the thought of a delicious meal, a gig, a comedy night, a play or film as a top night out and a home-cooked meal, bottle of wine, a funny/scary film, a huge sofa and banterous-chattage as the perfect night-in.

Basic facts icon About me

I'm 44 years old and come from Greater Manchester in the United Kingdom. I'm single with no kids. I'm 5' 8" tall and of average build. I don't smoke and I drink occasionally. I'm here for dating, friendship and hobbies and interests.

Detailed facts icon My detailed facts

Hair colour Light brown
Hair style Short
Eyes Blue
Glasses For driving/distance only
Facial hair Clean shaven
Tattoos None
Piercings None
Attractiveness Quite attractive
Ethnicity White - British
Education University
Job Government/local government
Income Rather not say
Smoking Never smoked
Drinking Special occasions only
Drugs Never
Food Chicken and fish
Politics Independent thinker
Religion Agnostic
Practising No
Children 0
More children Not sure

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