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Would you like to come and see my etchings?

cheesy chat up lines?

Male
Eljer  Male  North London
24-Oct-2016 00:40 Message #4662062
Oh, and thankyou young lady for teaching me how to pull the strings from those long green things
i dont chew em for hours upon hours like a camel anymore ;) lol
Male
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire
24-Oct-2016 00:41 Message #4662063
Huh! lol
Male
staBinthedark  Male  central London
24-Oct-2016 22:10 Message #4662236
Q.From blokes said to me in the past, 'Haven't I seen you somewhere before?'
A.From me 'Er...No' and left thinking, here we go again!

From the ladies...said to me in the past.
Q. 'Would you like to come back to my place for coffee?'
A. I said 'yes' but was none the wiser what her intentions were until some time later...!!
Female
joolsy  Female  Essex
24-Oct-2016 22:15 Message #4662238
Lol stab in the dark ... Only found out coffee had a another meaning too .. I even I asked the guy if he wanted dinner lol ... Gosh I'm learning lol
Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
24-Oct-2016 22:34 Message #4662244
Hope he got his just desserts, joolsy!
Female
joolsy  Female  Essex
24-Oct-2016 22:36 Message #4662245
Yep I so poked him in the eye I so did lol
Female
nellieredshoes  Female  West Yorkshire
25-Oct-2016 19:23 Message #4662367
You could come up and see my etchings if you like. Lol
Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
25-Oct-2016 19:36 Message #4662370
I've already seen your etchings, nellie
Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
25-Oct-2016 19:36 Message #4662371
I've already seen your etchings, nellie
Male
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire
25-Oct-2016 19:59 Message #4662373
wot both of 'em ? ;-}
Female
Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire
25-Oct-2016 20:14 Message #4662378
'fraid so.

* blushes *
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
26-Oct-2016 00:31 Message #4662399
jue wanna er come to my place and get me into a position where you can talk out of your arse?

is that some kind of a game elj?

yeah, naked twister ;)


off to the naughty step :/...
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
26-Oct-2016 09:18 Message #4662432
theres a few talk out thier arse a lot, lol
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
26-Oct-2016 09:21 Message #4662437
thought you talked out of yours when you ad lool on the end of yours lol

Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
26-Oct-2016 09:24 Message #4662440
no mines for blowing smoke up, feel free,lool
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
26-Oct-2016 09:25 Message #4662441
wot ya fingers stuttering lool
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
26-Oct-2016 09:28 Message #4662443
Ioo/ lool loo/
swimming lessons
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
26-Oct-2016 09:29 Message #4662444
lol
Female
nellieredshoes  Female  West Yorkshire
26-Oct-2016 10:00 Message #4662470
I was hoping a man might want to see them both Minnie.

After all you've had the privilege. Why deny some poor bloke the same access. Lol
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
26-Oct-2016 10:15 Message #4662475
oh dont nellieredshoes, she turned around quick and gave me two black eyes at her party :/
Male
Eljer  Male  North London
26-Oct-2016 10:40 Message #4662476
vanners was painting her skirting boards at the time and he nearly fell off the ladder laughing lol

soz mate, we still friends ;)
Male
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire
26-Oct-2016 11:11 Message #4662477
I shall treat that remark by Elj with the contempt it deserves! lol.


PS I've seen one of nellies etchings ;-}

I will of course 'keep shtum' as to the remark 'someone' made about it! lol lol
Female
nellieredshoes  Female  West Yorkshire
26-Oct-2016 14:34 Message #4662488
I wasn't aware you'd been privy to my etchings vanners. I normally keep them in the spare bedroom.

Come up and see them sometime.
Male
capnblackbeard  Male  Hertfordshire
26-Oct-2016 15:17 Message #4662494
the spare room sounds fun nellie?lol
Male
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire
26-Oct-2016 16:47 Message #4662520
lol Nellie, I might just do that... one day.


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