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I went and panic bought....

Male
tumbled  Male  Gloucestershire
27-Mar-2020 18:00 Message #4773894
two punchlines.....

I've since realised that it was selfish of me......so if anyone wants the spare one....you can have it.......I'm not sure when you will be able to use it though.......Hopefully soon....

It is:-

BUT THEY FELL OFF THE MANTELPIECE...
Female
Gilpin  Female  Middlesex
27-Mar-2020 18:28 Message #4773897
I think now it can be called stock up, because if it peaks no one (sensible) . should go out at all. Though you could have the choice of anything at the supermarket then I bet. Could get one of those white suits and go fill your boots, your suit, when that happens.
Female
Aely  Female  Hampshire
27-Mar-2020 18:58 Message #4773903
Aw, gee, thanks Tumbled. Just what I needed. Now all I need is a joke to go with it. I'll get my thinking cap on.
Male
HotOrWot  Male  Lancashire
4-Oct-2020 09:01 Message #4793994
I googled but can't find the joke to go with the punchline. I'm sure Tommy Cooper told it though.
Male
tumbled  Male  Gloucestershire
4-Oct-2020 10:44 Message #4794009
It only works in March........it doesn't work at this time of year...

I look forward to March.....so that I can use it again.....
Female
Victoriana11  Female  Buckinghamshire
5-Oct-2020 07:54 Message #4794126
I wonder if its some kind of clock ???? that is light sensitive for when clocks change
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire
13-Oct-2020 15:55 Message #4795042
I don't care about the virus or stocking up. I need to know the joke.
Male
tumbled  Male  Gloucestershire
13-Oct-2020 16:40 Message #4795048
Clock Clock
Who's There
Felloff
Fellof who

Felloff Demantlepiece
Male
tumbled  Male  Gloucestershire
13-Oct-2020 17:30 Message #4795053
Clock Clock
Who's There
Hour
Hour who

Hour clocks just fallen off the mantlepiece
Male
tumbled  Male  Gloucestershire
13-Oct-2020 17:31 Message #4795054
Clock Clock
Who's There
Second
Second who

Second time that has happened...


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