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Cat fouling

Could strangle it,

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mancers  Male  Greater Manchester 7-Jul-2019 11:34 Message #4744046
Has anyone on here any idea of stopping cats leaving unwanted bodily functions in their garden, I don’t want to sit watching all day and night or shooting the barsteward, any tips would be welcome.
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PrincessFruitBat  Female  Essex 7-Jul-2019 11:52 Message #4744053
I used to have the same problem with next door’s cat when he first arrived. I spent a long time chasing him away, placing things around to deter him but nothing worked.

Eventually I tried a different approach. Having read somewhere that cats don’t foul their own territory, I decided to make him welcome in my garden by chatting to him and petting him. He now treats my garden as his own and seems to prefer sleeping and sunbathing here. The result is no more cat mess in my borders and pots and there’s a bonus too: he keeps the other neighbourhood cats away.
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Witheflow  Male  North Yorkshire 7-Jul-2019 12:06 Message #4744056
Lion shit! Put some around your garden and it wards off cats.
Male
Witheflow  Male  North Yorkshire 7-Jul-2019 12:07 Message #4744057
Lion shit! Put some around your garden and it wards off cats.
Male
mancers  Male  Greater Manchester 7-Jul-2019 12:36 Message #4744060
We are short of Lions in Manchester.
Male
Hierophant  Male  East Anglia 7-Jul-2019 13:05 Message #4744061
I found a combination of pouring some neat jeyes fluid on the areas the cat used and soaking the cat with a jet of water if I saw it in my garden, eventually did the trick...
Male
Good2BWith  Male  West Yorkshire 7-Jul-2019 15:49 Message #4744081
Witheflow 7-Jul-2019 12:07
Lion shit! Put some around your garden and it wards off cats.

According to the experts on the panels of BBC Radio 4's GQT, big cat faeces does not work!
The owners of dogs can by law be forced to keep their animal out of your garden.
Cats are 'Outlaws' and their owners exempt.
Male
brisinger  Male  Lancashire 7-Jul-2019 16:38 Message #4744085
Paintball guns? Just make sure the owner doesn't find out it's you that's spraying it with paint ;-)
Male
brisinger  Male  Lancashire 7-Jul-2019 16:41 Message #4744086
...failing that motion activated crop sprayers.
Male
Good2BWith  Male  West Yorkshire 7-Jul-2019 19:15 Message #4744114
Whilst cats are 'Outlaws', the RSPCA will descend like the wrath of the gods on ppl who are even suspected of anything more than scowling at 'your' cat.
Male
HonestBob  Male  the Central region 7-Jul-2019 19:20 Message #4744115
My neighbours at moths sides struggle with cat shit in their gardens. I don't as I guess my dog scares them away.

They do however love lying under my car, and when I open the front door, my dog shoots under my car after them...
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tsunamiwarrior  Male  Hertfordshire 7-Jul-2019 20:13 Message #4744126
Never seen any in my garden although I see quite a few cats passing through.
Male
mancers  Male  Greater Manchester 9-Jul-2019 11:36 Message #4744250
Honest Bob it must be uncomfortable for you neighbours to lye in waiting under your car.
Male
Good2BWith  Male  West Yorkshire 9-Jul-2019 13:34 Message #4744265
Have you tried an electric (12 Volt) fence?

Male
mancers  Male  Greater Manchester 9-Jul-2019 13:37 Message #4744266
That’s a shocking idea Good2BWith.
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire 9-Jul-2019 14:03 Message #4744276
Have you managed to find a lion yet mancers?
Male
mancers  Male  Greater Manchester 9-Jul-2019 15:58 Message #4744287
Plenty of Tom tit but alas no Lion MrQuiet
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HonestBob  Male  the Central region 9-Jul-2019 17:53 Message #4744297
"Honest Bob it must be uncomfortable for you neighbours to lye in waiting under your car."

No, it's the opposite... they do bring a blanket and pillows, usually some snacks too. Doritos and popcorn are the favourites hahahaha

I knew getting that heated driveway was a bad idea, it attracts all the cold pensioners!
Male
Beach  Male  Dorset 9-Jul-2019 20:39 Message #4744310
Cats are nothing compared to the giant ants that, occasionally, drag off an escaping pensioner attempting to abscond from the private retirement home situated in West Rd on the greenbelt outskirts of our town. :-/
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire 9-Jul-2019 22:31 Message #4744317
Ants are afraid of nothing.
Female
eurostar  Female  Merseyside 11-Jul-2019 20:45 Message #4744612
pepper and orange peel work...theres also a spray that is a cat repellent, aldi and ebay sell it...smells nice to humans but they hate it...only about 3quid and it lasts a while.


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