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I won't visit America because

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Jeff  Male  East Sussex 12-Jan-2018 14:20 Message #4709460
Bearing in mind Donald Trump's stated reasons not to visit London soon, what false reasons can you give for not visiting America?


I won't visit America because Obama has ruined everything there.
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tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 12-Jan-2018 14:28 Message #4709461
The statue of Liberty has a bad case of verdigris, and I don't want to catch it.

Also everyone walks round in their pants.
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tsunamiwarrior  Male  Hertfordshire 12-Jan-2018 15:15 Message #4709462
They wear ten gallon hats which I think is wrong and bad for the environment. We should be economising on fuel.
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Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire 12-Jan-2018 16:14 Message #4709464
I wouldn't go for perfectly reasons, I won't visit countries that treat completely innocent individuals as though they are criminals by fingerprinting them as soon as they arrive, they have the rudest, most arrogant, most entitled airport workers in the world, which is pretty rich when you consider how often I fly out of Gatwick, and those rubber gloves in the arrival hall scare the shit out of me. Not to mention the number of psychotic individuals there who own guns.
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Minnie-the-Minx  Female  Hertfordshire 12-Jan-2018 17:22 Message #4709469
The missing word was valid.
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OnlineMSE  Male  Essex 12-Jan-2018 18:09 Message #4709475
Maybe that's a common effect MTM, hence the need for the rubber gloves. But is it a chicken and egg scenario. Although nothing will spoil your day more than some poo under your finger nails.
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HonestBob  Male  the Central region 12-Jan-2018 18:37 Message #4709477
I won't visit America because... Trump hasn't cleaned the place up yet. :D :D :D
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Timmee  Male  Hampshire 12-Jan-2018 18:57 Message #4709481
"and those rubber gloves in the arrival hall scare the shit out of me."

Surely, those surgeons gloves, are intended to do more than just scare?

Your's Sincerely, Ben Dover
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Blue-Poppy  Female  East Yorkshire 12-Jan-2018 19:00 Message #4709482
I'll go. please send all tickets and spare spending money to me.
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Timmee  Male  Hampshire 12-Jan-2018 19:04 Message #4709483
I wouldn't go to America because they are totally incapable of speaking The Queens English correctly.
(Have you seen all the Americans on the television lately? It's quite shocking!)
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Jeff  Male  East Sussex 12-Jan-2018 19:12 Message #4709484
I won't visit America because it's full of sinkholes.
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Hierophant  Male  East Anglia 12-Jan-2018 20:51 Message #4709488
I've been to the States lots of times, probably 20 or so and have never had any problems - I've never been shot and never been frisked by someone wearing rubber gloves.
Sadly, the same cannot be said about my dream destination of Australia - I felt unwelcome and untrusted at the airport and unsafe walking the streets, especially in Cairns.
The Aussies are a pretty arrogant lot, fantastic country though...
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Judance  Female  Berkshire 13-Jan-2018 10:53 Message #4709525
I won't visit America because I went last year ... I'm going to Australia in October.

I've been to Oz quite a few times and find the people really friendly. Could be the difference between NSW and Northern Territories?

Ju ( in travelling mode!)
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Hierophant  Male  East Anglia 13-Jan-2018 11:14 Message #4709531
Moody customs people and an even moodier taxi driver was my first taste of an Aussie welcome - to be fair, once I was out of Sydney airport and less jet lagged it was positively wonderful.
Hoards of drunk Aborigines hanging about in the streets in Cairns were quite scary though...

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JEM95  Female  Oxfordshire 13-Jan-2018 11:46 Message #4709534
I won’t go - I’m washing my hair!
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Jeff  Male  East Sussex 13-Jan-2018 13:27 Message #4709540
I won't visit America because their cowboys killed all the dinosaurs.
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tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 13-Jan-2018 15:46 Message #4709542
We don't have to go to America to experience their culture, we have ended up with most of it over here, innit bro, know what I mean?

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