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Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

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Male
Eljer  Male  North London 6-Feb-2017 03:54 Message #4676453
Im Flogging It To Death

Whilst Thinking Of You ;)
Male
Eljer  Male  North London 6-Feb-2017 04:23 Message #4676454
Roses Are Red

My Name Is Dave

This Poem Makes No Sense

Microwave.
Male
Eljer  Male  North London 6-Feb-2017 04:31 Message #4676455
Roses Are Red

Nuts Are Round

Skirts R Up

Panties R Down

Belly To Belly

Skin To Skin

When Its Stiff

Stick It In.
Male
Eljer  Male  North London 6-Feb-2017 04:38 Message #4676456
Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

Ive Got Alzheimers

Cheese On Toast.
Female
BunnyGirl  Female  Buckinghamshire 6-Feb-2017 07:08 Message #4676458
Roses are red

Violets are blue

So where are you
Male
AndyMacG  Male  the West Midlands 6-Feb-2017 07:10 Message #4676459
Roses are Eed

Violets are Blue

I Fancy a Smooch

How About You :)





Andy Mac
Male
vanman  Male  Cambridgeshire 6-Feb-2017 07:15 Message #4676461
Wot you goin' on about elj ?

Must've been the cheese givin' ya nightmares! lol

Anyway, there's 3 more weeks till Pancake Day!! ;-}
Male
Wry  Male  Buckinghamshire 6-Feb-2017 07:25 Message #4676462
Roses are red
Violets are violet
I haven't got a vase
So I put them in the toilet
Male
sweepstakes  Male  Hertfordshire 6-Feb-2017 07:32 Message #4676464
roses are red
violets are blue
when the beat drops
so will your knickers
Male
Argonaut  Male  Lancashire 6-Feb-2017 07:36 Message #4676466
Roses are blue
And violet's are red
And I think that that pill
'As bin messin' wiv my 'ead!
Male
sweepstakes  Male  Hertfordshire 6-Feb-2017 07:48 Message #4676469
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you
Female
jennifer  Female  Gloucestershire 6-Feb-2017 11:41 Message #4676474
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pick up your cheese
I'm done with you
Male
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Chris2mates  Male  Lancashire 6-Feb-2017 12:19 Message #4676482
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van!
Male
sweepstakes  Male  Hertfordshire 6-Feb-2017 13:01 Message #4676483
best one yet chris,lol

roses are grey
violets are grey
everythings grey
shit im colour blind.

Male
Wry  Male  Buckinghamshire 6-Feb-2017 13:02 Message #4676485
You're such a romantic, Chris.
Male
Dustybin  Male  Suffolk 6-Feb-2017 13:27 Message #4676493
Do yourself a favour Chris and delete your last post. That's not funny.
Male
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Chris2mates  Male  Lancashire 6-Feb-2017 14:19 Message #4676507
To be honest Dusty, its been on MSE before without question. It was originally from the Laughter Room so I can't even claim it for my own - although it made me laugh out loud when I first read it. That said I have seen far more offensive posts.

As I see it, a Valentine's message was traditionally a subtle romantic gesture to entice the affections to one from another; even for the bashful or shy. With social media and modern texts developing a crude brevity of content that even sees vulgarity as standard, the rhyme (such as it is) pokes fun at the intent of the sender. Casting aside the need for subtlety the intent seems more important. That's why I saw the humour in the original as it seems others do too for this repeated post.

It isn't directed at anybody and it's not classed as spam or abuse. As such as a helper, I wouldn't choose to delete it, but I have no desire to cause offence. If another helper sees fit, I would have no objection to its removal.

Some might say it's in poor taste but even on that front, taste varies so broadly, where do you draw the line? MSE is an adult site which is open to all unless threats and bullying are used.
Male
Timmee  Male  Hampshire 6-Feb-2017 14:19 Message #4676509
"roses are grey
violets are grey
everythings grey."

Hang on a moment - I think I might be able to get a bestseller out of this.

E.L. James
Male
sweepstakes  Male  Hertfordshire 6-Feb-2017 14:23 Message #4676510
forgetabout it chris, move on,


roses are red
violets are red
my bushes are red
hold on me gardens on fire,lol
Male
Timmee  Male  Hampshire 6-Feb-2017 14:28 Message #4676513
Roses are red.
Violets are grey.
Sorry 'bout the sex.
Forgot to tell you I was gay.
Male
Argonaut  Male  Lancashire 6-Feb-2017 15:10 Message #4676515
Rose's are red,
And Violet's are blue
As long as their knickers are clean
Then to hell with the hue!




Jason.
Male
AndyMacG  Male  the West Midlands 6-Feb-2017 16:40 Message #4676530
Roses are Eed

Violets are Blue

I've been to the toilet

Oh God, i needed that Poo





Andy Mac
Male
sweepstakes  Male  Hertfordshire 6-Feb-2017 16:42 Message #4676531
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care
what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on.
The cold never bothered me anyway
Male
AndyMacG  Male  the West Midlands 6-Feb-2017 16:42 Message #4676532
Roses are Eed

Violets are Blue

The Grass is green

The Sky is Blue

The truth is Honey

I'd love to share them with You.





Andy Mac
Male
mancab  Male  Greater Manchester 6-Feb-2017 16:56 Message #4676541
Roses are Red
Violets are Purple
I'm still in Love
With Amy Turtle!

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