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Lazy?
I came home at teatime so starving I could have eaten a horse but I elected for a chicken Pot Noodle instead - speed being the order of the day.
Now, three hours later, I don't really feel hungry and I just can't be bothered to go in the kitchen to make something to eat.
What do you reckon?
Jason.
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I reckon you can have them all, for me,...yukky muck.
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I reckon they cost way too much these days!
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Hello Argonaut
You should have eaten the horse - proper protein! Not Poodles are full of monosodium glutamate and will turn you into a fat, salty, studenty idle blob (SIB) - only capable of shovelling biscuits and convenience foodstuffs down your neck, instead of making a paella or something!
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Your wee will smell like chicken tomorrow morning!
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That's horrible but true Dustybin!
I was about to add that all that processed stuff has no roughage either! I like baked beans straight from the tin, can't beat magic bullets!!! Has Jason gone out for more 'Noodle?
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probably passed out from the smell of his own breath or farts.
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Have you seen the state of those Thai chickens ?, if it actually IS chicken and not mixy rabbit, they are like biafran sparrows.
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That's funny Pierro Rapido!!!
Someone will have to revive him with the whiff of raw liver!
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Do you have Thai chickens where you live? I've seen them on TV years ago and they seem to eat anything and bird flu originated in those countries because of lack of hygiene! Don't suppose anything's monitored properly in those far eastern countries which is why the diseases spread but they're only trying to make a living I suppose.
I'm 90% vegetarian and have a tin of pilchards a week for the Omega 3 oils. If it looks rough - don't bother, is my philosophy!!!
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I believe most of the chicken in asda is from there,...wouldnt touch it with a barge pole, no wonder Jason is quiet, probably heaving it back as we speak...
JASON,..it wont all fit back in the pot, fella
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Am I missing something really exciting here? I've never tried a pot noodle... are they really wonderful?
Or are they pretty much as I imagine? lol
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Can you picture the bottom of a swill bucket, Phil ?
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Ha Ha! (I can't stand 'lol')
Bet he's asleep having a nightmare about King Size Pot Noodles - he just shouldn't have done it, he looks so mature and sensible, why Pete? why?
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Nowt so strange as folk, I daresay some would even drink a spittoon if there was a meatball at the bottom.
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You lot can be so cruel!
I got a tray of 12 of them, for 45p each at my local Cash 'n' Carry and they don't taste too bad.
Anyway, I also had two fresh-cream and jam doughnuts which I'd promised myself I wouldn't have until I'd cooked myself a proper meal - so I've just been busy making and consuming some bacon sarnies.
And now I've just scoffed the two doughnuts!
Jason.
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Dean Martin did something like that in an old John Wayne film.
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Hello Phil
Yes, you're really missing something exquisite - get to your local Spar/late night shop and purchase a plastic tub of culinary class, all you need is a kettle and you're in gastronomic awe!
If you like dribbles down the chin and salty sauciness with added constipation, it's all there! (Be prepared to pay.)
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There are worse things than constipation.
I can't think of any.. but there must be!
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Hello Jason
A proper meal? After bacon sarnies? Artery clogging shite and more doughnuts - i don't know, do you ever eat anything green?
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No doubt it all comes back that colour, ..from either end ;-)
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Hello Dusty, do you mind if I look at your profile?
Some people have a permanent 'constipation face'! One thing I know is that eating well and exercising is the way to longevity, or at least keeping illness at bay. But Jason's a doughnut!!!
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My ex used to sell pot noodles on a 'ship shop', amongst other things. A young sailor bought one and brought it back soon after saying it was off. He said he had opened it and it was all dried and hard!
Bless! :)
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Feel free Mrs BC but I have worse eating habits than Jason.
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