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Reasons that we obviously missed as to why we do not wish to go on a date or worse still have sex with someone.
I didn’t know what I was missing! lol
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Like my space. Women are a totally different species, so don't understand them! (Only joking ladies)
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i dont fancy you
you,re the wrong sex..
lol
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You look like a Blob-fish
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..."I respect you too much"... ???
E,x
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the mind is willing but the flesh is weak.
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i dont mind your flesh but my willing is weak
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I'm a lesbian
(and I'm staying that way until you bugger off...)
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It's not me, it's deffo YOU!
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I was not the man that she fell in love with. Lol
Oh almost forgot I am gay. Yeh right!
Shamrock14
Oh That old Chestnut!
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oneofak1nd
Sorry I will try to keep my voice down! Lol
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my chastity belt has gone rusty and I can't find the WD40
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Jolly decent of you Zen old chap.. but you're still frigid!
:o)
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Orson is quite fortunate in that he does not separate sex from a loving relationship.
Orson.
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The one I usually use:
Sorry my credit cards maxed up...
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Jem,
3 in 1 oil on special offer at Aldi next week ... he he.
Chris.
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Zen it's usually "its not you it's me" but I know its not me lmfao its all the other feckers who are the issue...NEVER memememe cos I'm PERFECTO lmfao anymore perfect I'd have to kick GOD out of his seat hahaha
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