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A friend was out with his mum and dad in the car and they stopped off at the supermarket on the way home.
Mum did a bit of shopping and when she had finished, she saw friend's dad at the news papers and mags avidly thumbing a mag off the top shelf. She sidled up to him and gave his bum a good squeeze and said "you dirty little devil".
"Dad" turned around and it was some other bloke that she had never seen before, in her life.
Exit red faced mum.
So, tell us your tales of mistaken identity. The funnier the better.
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I have 3 times been mistaken for Lynda Bellingham, in Aylesbury... boo hooo, I am thinner than her though...( and younger)
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My parents, aged sixty-something, had recently moved to a tiny village and were in the process of getting to know their neighbours, including the local vicar. So one day my mother went to the nearby small town to the supermarket. As she was loading her shopping into the boot of her car, someone pinched her bottom! Startled, she turned round, to find the vicar standing behind her - "I'm so sorry," he said. "I thought you were someone else."
My mum is still wondering who he thought she was!
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I can't remember his name but it was a gay character by the name of Tony from Eastenders.. Someone thought i was him in River Island (Stafford). I look FA like him!
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I was eating in a cafe in London (with my mum) when people started staring and whispering. Even the chef came out for a look.
Neither me or mum had any idea who they thought we were so we decided that they thought I was Dawn French and she was the Queen Mother!
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When I was young I was forever being mistaken for Jimmy Osmond...
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When we were students my ex used to get mistaken for Rick Astley.
A friend of mine walked up to her hubby in a record shop pinched his bum and nibbled his ear - only it wasn't him...
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i once grabbd a kid by its arm to help him across road...and yep..it werent my kid...his mother gave me "that look"...lol..i then realisedmy kids werent even out with me that day...lol
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years ago at a Fairport gig 3 different people thought I was Ian Matthews, of Matthews southern comfort !!!
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Many people say I look like the late Dee Dee Ramone.
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Many people say I look like the late Elvis Presley... green and rottten!
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lol @ Solstice.
You have my commiserations, hiero.
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I remember when i was about 18, and my husband to be worked away.
I came out of work at lunchtime one day, and at the bottom of the lane there he was, leaning against the wall reading his newspaper, legs crossed in his typical pose.
I ran down the lane, smacked the newspaper rather briskly saying in a loud voice, 'what you doing here?' when he peeled the paper away from round his head, it was a total stranger.
I just ran away. ;~ D
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It would appear I have at least one double
1) out one night with my fella and some strange chap came and sat next to me and started talking to me as if I knew him. I told him he was mistaking me for someone else and he was adamant that he knew me. Apparently I had spent the previous night with him...could have been a difficult moment but for the fact the previous night I was with my fella all night!
2) had a drink chucked over me by a woman and then her mate said "it's not her" - bit late given I was drenched. Fortunately, I restrained my temptation to smack her one!
3) he parked car whilst I went in to start the shopping. I finished and was at checkout before he appeared. He's been following someone around the shop and it was only when he decided to add something to the trolley she asked what he thought he was doing and he realised it wasn't me!
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