Zirtam (42) from the Central region

Update: Please see if you qualify before reading any further - If you are a munter (see Cat Harvey - real radio for description), chew your own knuckles, cannot string enough words to form more than one sentence per email, have lost/never had the art of conversation(hint: just replying to questions without giving an opinion or asking questions yourself kills a conversation), don't have a picture or think it is obligitary to be in the pub/club at weekends :drinking: please leave now as you will just bore the a* off me and waste your own time (ps I'm not full of myself nor anything else you may think, there are just things that really bug my tits!)

Where were we? Oh yeh back to "normality"

Right before we start.

Welcome to my profile and anyone with a confidence problem, ageist or a serious commitment problem please leave now (if you have one what the hell are you doing on this site?)

Let's get the serious stuff out of the way first - if you get past that we're halfway there! Why am I here and what am I looking for? Well I'm hoping to meet someone special in order that we can enhance each others lives, spend time together (always useful in a relationship!), laugh and cry together (let's face it life isn't always a bed of thistles).

I am looking for someone who is attractive, intelligent, sexy and tactile, someone who loves attention and gives the same. I dont believe in spending hours on here or MSN talking to someone only to find when we meet that spark isn't there, let's meet for a coffee and talk and see what happens after that.

At this moment in time I am open to offers! lol

I'm not sure, really just here to go with the flow and see what happens - that way everything is a surprise!