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yoyoevad (45) from Somerset

About me

i have the form of a human .i do many things ...my background depends whim standing at the time ....why do i want the world to know about me lol,im a private person .am loving, caring, kind and thoughtful. I am neither a liar or deceitful, why try to fool yourself and someone else, surely you both deserve better. I have a good sense of humor but on silly simple things. I am a happy person, enjoy life and do not worry about much. Life would be even better though sharing it with that person who sends your stomach into your heart every time you think of them. Looking forward to seeing them and making plans. Things are always so much better when there is someone special to share them with.I would like to meet someone who is easy going, happy and is considerate to other people and their feelings. Someone who is firm but fair, can keep me in my place when I have a moment of madness without taking away my spark.
I think it is very important in a relationship to be open and honest with each other, be able to talk and discuss things after all nobody is a mind reader and who wants to be thinking the worse.
It is all about give and take, learning to put someone else often before yourself.
Most of all you must have fun as without that there is not a lot to hold on to.

About you

friends take it from there . will fill this in more detail later xA store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
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Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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yoyoevad is 45 years old and lives in Somerset. He is single with no children. He's 5' 11" tall and of heavy build. He's a non-smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship.

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