yerman (57) from Tyne and Wear

I am easy going without being horizontal.I am slightly countryfied, but not mummified.I retired early but I still get home late from work sometimes.I've got all my own teeth, but they've been put in back to front. Yes,I understand that monogomy is not a piece of wood.
I tried punching in this "what am I " puzzle into the computer, and it came back with the answer: "you're an idiot"
Ho Hum! Do you not just want to sit in a cosy pub sometimes and have a laugh and an easy going time? I'm really really ready for this now! part time adult teacher and hypnotherapist would like attractive funny lady to share some good times.

Intelligent,funny, attractive,ladies please hold up your hands. If you are musical or like music all the better. Vegetarian foods are no problem to me (although I do eat meat) Animal lovers and kind and thoughtful people would be lovely.I also love alternative therapies and am NVQ qualified in aromatherapy, reflexology, Indian head, Swedish massage etc so if you do these or like these.... Fab!