vidkid67 (45) from Tyne and Wear

I'm 42 and a decent person, but trying to find someone else who's decent is more difficult than painting Blackpool tower in a day with an Action Man's toothbrush.

My job is crap, but at least it pays the bills. However, I'm a struggling writer at heart. My first novel is an acquired taste but some agent somewhere has to accept it eventually. I think my new one will be a success.

I hate to disappoint but I hate football with a vengeance; I'd rather amputate both my legs with a rusty saw than watch 22 infantile, brain dead idiots kick a bag of wind around an over-sized lawn.

I love music, especially 70's rock and funk. I also love films, true stories, gangster flicks, banned video nasties etc.

I can be loving and romantic with the right person if indeed she exists. I've had far too many Evelyn Drapers and Alex Forrest's in the past (it's a good job I don't have any rabbits faf)!

I'm a good cook too, so get in touch, you never know xx

Someone attractive, intelligent and funny would be good, or am I asking too much? faf! Please don't contact me unless you live in the North East of England, because long-distance relationships don't really work. I should know, I went all the way to America to meet someone and it was a disaster in the long run.

Honesty and reliability are really important ingredients in a relationship. I also think that problems should be shared because if we can't talk to each other, it means we don't trust each other, and if there's no trust then what's the point?

Also, I won't reply to anyone who is younger than 35 because I prefer women my age or older, and no more scammers after a plane ticket, otherwise you'll end up with an envelope full of Monopoly bank notes or worse faf!