ummagumma    (42) from Denbighshire

What can i say? I`m incredible!! Amazing!! I do not come from this earth. I was planted here by higher beings by a process of osmosis. My skills and acheivements are legendary. I`ve been known to re-design entire cities ( taking into account population increases and global warming issues) in a single lunch break.Ive saved entire populations from devastating natural disasters and frequently perform breathtaking acrobatics just for fun. In my spare time i construct multy-story bulidings and suspension bridges in my back garden.Women the world over have been seen to swoon at my un-ending feats of endurance,breathtakingly sculpted body and impeccible humour and manner.My floral arrangements are prized and revvered the world over.My knowledge and skill performing acts from the kama-sutra can only be described as unbelievable.I often run marathons in under 20 minutes and am currently working on various projects worldwide that will soon totally erradicate all mankinds problems such as diseases,Poverty,hunger and climate change. Hopefully by 3 PM next Tuesday. What can i say??? I am immortal. Not from this earth!!

Ok admittedly that 1st bit isn`t entirely true but aint we supposed to sell ourselves on here?? lol
thinks i went too far!!!
I`m easy goin,own house,car,good job, fun lovin and solvent. Not a liar. not ever a cheat. Happy in my skin. just on here to chat on the message boards and pass a few dull hours/ maybe make a few friends. Say hello




 

Looking for friends maybe someone special too?? Preferably slim/average build.Hopefully someone whose also easy goin and loves nights out and in and likes to travel a bit. So feel free to say hello and if your just on here for a natter then say hello too.
Good Luck to everyone in whateva you seek. 

ummagumma is 42 years old and lives in Denbighshire. He is single with one child. He's 5' 8" tall and of slim build. He's a non-smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance.

Level: 3 Trusted member: not yet! Joined on: 18-Sep-2007 Last logged in on: 15-Nov-2008 Last updated profile: 19-Jan-2008   Conversations with ummagumma

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