Stealthy woodland creature seldom seen in daylight. I'm succesful at foraging and scavenging and seldom have much to spend. There's not many like me and I should be looked after in a special place and occasionally have BBC wildlife documentaries made. Not any of that mating stuff though, oh no, not me! Shy and timid and incapable of revealing any meaningful detail without great coaxing and cajoling. Especially poor at dealing with dating sites but they'll never print this one anyway so that's a let off. You don't know how lucky you've been....
My ideal partner is Griselda Nigunster. She is a beautiful Russian brunette princess and has loads of money. She is lithe and gorgeous and somewhat over-sexed and only has eyes for me. She takes me skiing, on exotic cruises and romantic weekends in Tuscany where she makes all sorts of demands which leave me drained but happy.
Unfortunately she is totally unaware I exist and I probably made her up. Unless she is on here and that would be a turn up for the books. AND WHY CAN'T I USE CAPITAL LETTERS IN HERE?
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