tonyyayo12 (28) from Avon

Hi, I like to get hot, steaming and blindly drunk, a typical date with me would deffinatly be memorable!
1st, we'll go out for somthing to eat at my local pub, where I'll probably leave you sat by yourself for the whole duration of the time, because I'll be at the bar with my mates, getting then to buy me drinks. Oh, dont forget to bring your purse, because youll be paying for the dinner! Unless your athletic, (which I love) and you dont mind doing a runner from the bill.
We'll probably then go club, where the music will certainly be too loud to hear you speak, because I really dont give a shit about your personal life. I know you chicks like a strong alpha male, so I'll drink a glass of my own piss to show you just how tough I am.
I'll then walk off and try it on with every other girl in the club, get you to buy me more drinks, then end up snogging the ugliest girl I can find. I'll certainly get into numerous fights, then most deffinatly get kicked out the club, hang around the outside for an hour, swearing and trying to fight the bouncers. Whats a 1st date without a bit of spice and excitment!
What would our hot date be without me getting arrested and given an 80pound fine for being drunk and disordely! which of course, I'll ask you to pay!
On the way to the kebab van, I'll vandelise every parked car in sight and pull my pants down to passing traffic, just to give you a taster of whats in store!
After my kebab that I would thrown up everywhere, we'll go back to yours for some real fun. I'll probably drink every thing you have in the house, then throw it up again in your living room. Now lets retire to the bedroom baby, where I'll probably fall straight to sleep, but if I dont your in for a treat of 4 seconds of heaven and 2 inches. As soon as you fall asleep, I'll sneak out the house, just so you remember me, I'll steal the rest of the money from your purse to get me a cab home. Im not much of a second date guy, so I'll probably blacklist your number.
Looking forward to hearing from you, write me :)

Im not really a fussy guy. I will shag pritty much any thing. I always like the real special girls though, like the tarts, peroxide blondes, girls who go to clubs with nearly nothing on. As long as you put out on the 1st date, Im looking for you.
I like a girl to be exciting, frisky, dirty, naughty and deffinatly willing to get it on in a night club toilet cubicle, or a blow job behind a skip. Preferably with a really low I.Q, so you'll be easy to convince, persuade and lie too. And hey, if you dont mind my friends getting involved aswell, I know we'll hit it off great!