tony43    (47) from Swansea

Hello,
There, that sounds quite formal doesn't it??
So perhaps I had better say;
Hi, (don't want to frighten anyone off just yet!)
My name is Tony, I am 43 and live in Swansea. I come from a poor family, and my upbringing was supervised by a Billy Goat...well we couldn't afford a Nanny. It taught me everything I know, unfortunately it didn't teach me everything that it knew, so consequently I'm as thick as a navvy's sandwich, or is that a canteen cup?? Perhaps the alliteration sounds better for dramatic effect. My childhood poverty used to be highly embarrassing for me; as we were so poor, I use to obtain all my clothes from the second-hand Army & Navy stores, and I can assure you that it's not much fun going to school dressed as a Japanese Admiral.!!
My sister wanted to become a nun, so she joined the only available nunnery that our meagre income could afford. Unfortunately, the hygiene left much to be desired, so consequently my mother withdrew her from the fold. As she expressed, "I don't want Charlene picking up too many dirty habits".
I am currently employed in a wonderful baked bean factory, and hope one day to aspire to the dizzy heights of Chief Baked Bean Inspector. If I do, I get to wear a white coat and then everyone will to be respectful towards me, as opposed to their current trend of pelting me with sickly, tomato encrusted baked beans every time I alight the factory floor.
I like reading, listening to opera and also visiting the theatre. I also enjoy regularly visits to the dry cleaners to have my clothes liberated from all those wizened encrusted baked beans. I enjoy most plays except panto (Oh yes you do! Oh no I don't, Oh Yes you do!! ect,ect,ect.)
Although I don't have any hair, I do, however, have all my own teeth, and thankfully, both testicles.
I enjoy travel and naturally enough, eating copious amounts of delicious baked beans. Which, as my Boss regularly informs me "Beans! Means! Get ON With it You Halfwit!!
Hello, (sounds awfully formal, doesn't it?

Anyway, to be a little more candid
I'm a single male, own home near the city centre. No dependents, not because I'm obnoxious or anything like that!
Fairly well educated, thanks to the auspices of the Open University, yet currently employed in the Civil Service in a quite low position ( my aspirations are considerably higher)
I really do enjoy the theatre, especially the opera, and socializing in general.

And just to put any potential suitors at ease; I am perfectly sane (just ask next door's cat...he'll vouch for me...well, he'll do anything for a sardine, well almost anything I presume!!!)

 

Somebody who is nice (there, that's not too much to ask for, is it? My apologies for the rhetorical questions) 

tony43 is 47 years old and lives in Swansea. He is single with no children. He's 5' 10" tall and of average build. He's a non-smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship.

Level: 2 Trusted member: not yet! Joined on: 16-Jul-2003 Last logged in on: 30-Sep-2008 Last updated profile: 05-Nov-2003   Conversations with tony43

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