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TheSarcasticOne
(56) from Essex
Tall dark and hansom . . . now look at my user name.
Someone I can trust . . . don't look at my user name.
About me
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Hobbies and interests
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About me
I'm 56 years old and come from Essex in the United Kingdom. I'm widowed with no kids. I'm 5' 9" tall and of cuddly build. I'm a smoker and I drink occasionally. I'm here for dating and friendship.
My detailed facts
Hair colour
Shaven
Hair style
Short
Eyes
Other
Glasses
For reading only
Facial hair
Stubble
Tattoos
None
Piercings
None
Attractiveness
Oil painting - not
Ethnicity
White - British
Education
College
Job
Technical
Income
Low income
Smoking
Light cigarette smoker
Drinking
Special occasions only
Drugs
In my past
Food
Red meat all the way
Politics
Right wing
Religion
Agnostic
Practising
Yes
Children
0
More children
I don't want to have (more) children
My hobbies and interests
Cooking
Yes I enjoy it not all the time, that is what take-a-ways are for and sometimes other cook.
Shopping
I like shopping, but targeted, I'll know what I want having researched it.
DIY
Basics.
Housework
Basics.
Dining out
Makes a nice change but not a habit.
Movies
If the right person was going, other than that waht is the internet for.
Theatre
Once in a blue moon.
Music
80's mainly, not in to clasical or jazz that much but there are always exceptions.
Gigs
Use to quite a lot, but not had the right company recently.
Pubs
Prefer a less packed quiete place, but not out of the question.
Clubbing
Special occaisions, have to like the music.
Newspapers and magazines
Internet mainly some computer magazines.
Books
Technical not fiction. Can't read fiction as I picture the scene and can't see the page.
TV
Not reality TV.
Watching sport
Motor racing sometimes.
Playing sport
Couch based sports.
Hobbies
I like my job and sometimes work from home, downer for some. I like using my brain.
My hopes and dreams
In ten years I see myself
Same place I am now, relaxed and happy.
Who would I invite to a dinner party?
God if there is one, Prof.Stephen Hawkin and Sharon Stone.
My ideal date
Relaxing, no stress or expectations.
What would I never, ever give up?
The internet.
If I had to give a speech on a subject I was passionate about ...
Computer security.
If I could visit anywhere in the world at any time in history
Camelot when King Arthur was crowned.
If I had a million pounds to give to charity
A charity that looked after cats regardless of their condition with a no kill policy.
My "and finally" section ...
I talk down to people and can be really really sarcastic. The first is do not do intentionally the second is my first language.
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Joined
22-Sep-2018
Last logged in
21-Dec-2020
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Last updated profile
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