TheSarcasticOne (56) from Essex

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About me

I'm 56 years old and come from Essex in the United Kingdom. I'm widowed with no kids. I'm 5' 9" tall and of cuddly build. I'm a smoker and I drink occasionally. I'm here for dating and friendship.

My detailed facts

Hair colour	Shaven
Hair style	Short
Eyes	Other
Glasses	For reading only
Facial hair	Stubble
Tattoos	None
Piercings	None
Attractiveness	Oil painting - not
Ethnicity	White - British
Education	College
Job	Technical
Income	Low income
Smoking	Light cigarette smoker
Drinking	Special occasions only
Drugs	In my past
Food	Red meat all the way
Politics	Right wing
Religion	Agnostic
Practising	Yes
Children	0
More children	I don't want to have (more) children

My hobbies and interests

Cooking	Yes I enjoy it not all the time, that is what take-a-ways are for and sometimes other cook.
Shopping	I like shopping, but targeted, I'll know what I want having researched it.
DIY	Basics.
Housework	Basics.
Dining out	Makes a nice change but not a habit.
Movies	If the right person was going, other than that waht is the internet for.
Theatre	Once in a blue moon.
Music	80's mainly, not in to clasical or jazz that much but there are always exceptions.
Gigs	Use to quite a lot, but not had the right company recently.
Pubs	Prefer a less packed quiete place, but not out of the question.
Clubbing	Special occaisions, have to like the music.
Newspapers and magazines	Internet mainly some computer magazines.
Books	Technical not fiction. Can't read fiction as I picture the scene and can't see the page.
TV	Not reality TV.
Watching sport	Motor racing sometimes.
Playing sport	Couch based sports.
Hobbies	I like my job and sometimes work from home, downer for some. I like using my brain.

My hopes and dreams

In ten years I see myself	Same place I am now, relaxed and happy.
Who would I invite to a dinner party?	God if there is one, Prof.Stephen Hawkin and Sharon Stone.
My ideal date	Relaxing, no stress or expectations.
What would I never, ever give up?	The internet.
If I had to give a speech on a subject I was passionate about ...	Computer security.
If I could visit anywhere in the world at any time in history	Camelot when King Arthur was crowned.
If I had a million pounds to give to charity	A charity that looked after cats regardless of their condition with a no kill policy.
My "and finally" section ...	I talk down to people and can be really really sarcastic. The first is do not do intentionally the second is my first language.

Email confirmed	Confirmed
Address checked	Not yet!
Membership level	I'm up to member level 3.

Joined	22-Sep-2018
Last logged in	21-Dec-2020
Logins	180

Last updated profile	22-Sep-2018
Profile hits	941
Membership points	1425

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