The Witchtamer General (92) from East Sussex

Hello Ms Right.

I am a budding writer, active musician and composer and former actor - the mugshot you see was for a channel 4 audition, and I am clean shaven most of the time. I have a degree in IT/Computing and half a Masters studying Evolutionary Robotics and have my own house, car, motorbike and pushbike. I am very practical and maintain everything myself so no tradesmen ever needs to cross my threshold. Wherever possible I will innovate rather than just repair and if I can use recycled materials all the better. This lifestyle choice may not suit you if you are materially oriented, so if you rate success by the acquisition of wealth and the collection of status symbols then I will not be the right choice for you. If on the other you want to be with someone who is likely to continually surprise you (I say that because I like to surprise myself) then read on. I like exploring, so if I see an interesting castle, church or folly, I'll want to go and investigate it at some point, I’d like to think that you’d come with me.

That's enough about me, now let's talk about you. There are two things I definitely don't want. The first is that you do not have any children and the second is that you are a non smoker. Besides those little immovables I have a wish list. I'd like you to be intelligent and have your own ideas and opinions. I'd like you to be fit and reasonably trim, but not to obsession, because I'll want to spend time with you and not have to continually wave you off as you head for the gym (gymheads go and train now ! ) I want you to be feminine, because I need to fancy you, so if you are a Tomboy or a Geezerbird - well who knows we might be mates. Above all I want a smiler - not a moronic Cheshire cat grin, but the type of smile born of a stoic positive upbeat attitude that makes your eyes involuntarily twinkle - if that's you, you'll know what I mean.

The Witchtamer General x