Sometime Beauty seeking Beast - pre or post redemption.
- no longer turning heads but not yet turning
stomachs;
- fit but not lycra clad;
- able to understand the apostrophe if not the
off-side rule;
- a lover of Ska with an impulse to dance;
- professional but home is my natural habitat;
- Cancerian domestic control freak tendencies but
with insight;
- not avaricious or interested in status;
- unimpressed by conspicuous consumption, I
make do and mend and have a fondness for skip
treasure;
- able to see why Dumbo is poignant, Shakespeare
is great, satire is funny and poetry significant;
- loyal, open and warm by nature; acerbic when
necessary but not in a plate hurling way;
- resilient and tenacious but not invulnerable;
- not bad at Scrabble;
- no nightdresses
- good cook and have never set foot in McAr$eholes;
I have a Bohemian house share with my 26 year old musician son and 19 year old student daughter who are both witty, kind, easy going and welcoming to guests...but then with the endless traffic of their invitees I suppose they can't very well be anything other.
Those I admire:
Vera Brittain
Joan Bakewell
Bugs Bunny
Spot the odd one out
These profiles are like exercises in military strategy or social terrorism. There's the guy who jumps out of the trench and runs towards you waving his arms whilst shouting loudly that he has a GSOH and lots of money; or the bonkers, parasitic player who favours the stealthy "Black Ops" mission involving creeping up on you camouflaged behind some attractive wit and urbanity. Then there's the guy who crawls towards you begging to be captured, and finally the guy who just tries to parachute straight into your bed.
Occasionally the objective of the mission is impossible but so intriguing that you decide to tiptoe through the minefield anyway, trying hard not to blow yourself up with ill-conceived sarcasm or witticisms - (I did this one recently- it never works).
No granite jaw, rippling biceps or massive bank balance necessary, just an intelligent, mature sort of man with some warmth, wit and integrity who could stretch my mind, make me laugh, warm my bed, be a harbour in storms and bother to meet me on the platform.
No sex pests, control freaks, train or anything else spotters or collectors, Virgoans, lovers of large, vulgar cars (with or without personalised number plates). Neither do I have any impulse to skate board across Venezuela or watch a DVD of the sun rising over Siberia with a glass of red in front of a roaring log f...... ZZZzzzzz
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