testcardgirl1970 (42) from Surrey

I have the body of a supermodel...its buried under my patio.
Im a part time podiatrist and full time single mum to a beautiful 3 year old, daughter, I love being a mum and old enough to not miss the freedom of pleasing yourself the whole time, done all that.
I am toilet trained,a great mum according to Jeremy Kyle,get spiders out of the bath myself,like to think Im pretty good at singstar,love a good reminisce over a pint of Staropramen,and dont pick my nose in public.... most of the time.

Are you:very kind,kind,fairly kind,not at all kind to animals?And did you force her?
Id like Gregory peck, please, but thats a bit unrealistic due to age gap and him being dead, necrophilia doesnt do it for me.Have a strange thing for big dark eyebrows and hairy chests but if you have neither but can make me laugh my socks off, i can look past it.
Any takers?
A friend of mine just asked me what my "ideal person" was and I thought hmmm... i could copy paste and put on here:
"As im a cynical old buer now, I dont think my ideal person exists and if they do some other jammy cow has him. He most importantly needs to make me laugh and not take anything too seriously (ok maybe death!)and i would like it if they were a bit odd in some sort of endearing way to me.I love idiosyncrysities in people i can mildly take the p* out of.Needs to have a certain amount of integrity, not bigoted in any shape or form, similar interests a bonus but not essential.Obviously needs to love children.Have a thing about big rough dirty hands and a great big dirty van!"