sunshineinabag (32) from Shropshire

I'm funny, pretty, intelligent, oh and modest! ;)

If you're looking for a skinny women then stop reading now!

I'm a size 18, curves in the right places and extremely happy with myself.

So no, I WON'T ask "does my bum look big in this?" PROMISE

I have a 6 year old daughter who is the bee's knees. I work silly hours so i really treasure my time with her.
Unusually for a 29 year old i'm more likely to be found by a pond feeding ducks than dancing round me handbag in a cheesy nightclub!

I do manage the occasional night out which I make the most of. After my 2 whole glasses of wine I realise that I am indeed the best dancer / karaoke queen in telford! yes, i'm sure the words 'cheap date' spring to mind. tipsy on a fiver, bonus! hehe

I like to think i'm quite independant, I enjoy my own space and freedom and even though i'm one of 'those' single mothers i'm certainly not needy.
oh and relax ...I really can't see myself boiling any bunnies in the near future... so flopsy's safe!

In fact I think the only time a man should be put on a pedestal is when he's too short to change the lightbulbs!

I have no problem attracting men when I go out, I just happen to find the heady mix of beer breath, crap chat-up lines and cheap aftershave a bit offputting?!
Though I did hear a funny line not long ago "i'm a carpet fitter... would you like your underfelt later?"

So why have I joined? I'm just curious about what could happen. Not looking for Mr. Right but if he comes along, what a bonus!

One thing i've learnt about life. None of us get out of it alive. And happiness - it's unexpected. It's the cigarette you shouldn't smoke. It's pillow talk before sleep. It's the last rolo in the pack. It's the click on a profile of someone who's winked at you and their picture doesn't look like something off 'lord of the rings'.
And it's realizing that just because i've met 'shites in knighting armour' doesn't mean there's no knight for me.

you'll be older than me but under 40. You'll be tall(ish) and have something about you that makes my eyes sparkle and my mouth turn up when i see you. And hopefully you'll light up when you see me too!

You'll have an ounce (at least) of intelligence though you won't use it to make me feel stupid. two ounces and you're in there - intelligence and wit, mmmm turn on

You'll be romantic but not in a smothering way. You'll let me know where I stand and you won't talk in riddles - if i wanted to puzzle my time away i'd buy a sodding rubiks cube!

And finally, has anyone ever made you laugh so much that your coffee shot out of your nose? Thats what I want, more the laugh than the coffee shooting though x x x