Stormy Down    (43) from Lancashire

I'm gentle, kind, funny, caring, helpful, clumsy, forgetful, colour blind, loving, supportive, curvy, tactile, sensual and loyal. Google Sammi Shepherd to find out more..

I am a very good listener and understand that most of you guys are human too and have feelings.

I'm looking for my soul mate - someone who is tall, preferably dark haired (well, HAS hair), good looking, NON SMOKER, non druggie, and who is well dressed, loving, supportive, tactile, sensual, knows how to really treat and please a woman (I give as good as I get) and employed!. I especially like men in uniform as I come from a forces background.

I'm not that keen on wearers of tracksuits, lots of tattoos, pierced bits, facial hair or bald or shaved heads, I like clean, short preferably dark hair to run my fingers through...

I am also interested in finding someone on my intellectual level, i.e. being able to have a great conversation and be with someone who can actually spell...

In saying that. I prefer to get to know you via msn chat and my typos go mad as my fingers cannot type as fast as my brain in working...if you are a sex pest or insist on sending me pictures of your hardware or software, then I will block you. I want love, not seedy men in my life.

At the moment I am a singer and I enjoy doing cabarets in Blackpool.

Also, my 1994 issue daughter is important to me, and I'm afraid that if she doesn't like someone, then she has to come first...harsh but that's the way it is I'm afraid... she’s not a dragon, but like me, has been bitten and just wants someone easy going, fun, funny and relaxing to be with.

We all have issues from our pasts, but I don't let mine get in the way of life. The past is in the past, not the future or present..

I am a short (5'5") curvy, size 14-16 and am built for comfort - not speed, so if you want a skinny bird instead of a real woman - bye!

I'm a bit like Nigella Lawson - I love cooking for my friends and having them round, if you would like that, then let me know..

I'm just lost in this big bad world so I need someone that I can trust and rely on and be able to talk to if I need to.... I believe that a friendship is the building block for lots of great things!

By the way, I'm not keen on sport or motorbikes... motorbikes have done me no favours (dodgy left knee) and I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a hot teaspoon that watch 22 grown men chasing a bag of wind around playing football - I mean - come on, I know it's a tribal hunter gatherer thing but.... honestly....

Still, if you turn out to be perfect in every other way, I will gently shut the door and do something else while you are shouting at the telly ..

(If you are the sort of guy who just wants a s**g or someone to do your housework then I'm not the one for you...)

If you don't have a picture on your profile, I won't contact you as you must be hiding something... by the way lads, a lot of you look grim, angry and are not smiling on your pictures - ladies like lads with a nice smile, not bulging muscles, or in one case I've seen, the mostly naked 'seductive' pose on a bed. I have also seen lots of topless shots.

Chaps, women are not like men and don't get our jolly's out of seeing topless men or being sent photos of what we think is the most unattractive part of males. Please, I know that we are all lost souls here, but grimacing topless men look a bit too desperate...

Nice, neat and tidy, clean looking chaps with a nice smile does the job for us! There you go boys - your first tip of the day! LOL.

I'm a real person and will tell you the truth, I know I'm no oil painting, but women can look sultry by not smiling, men look plain miserable most of the time - and I don't want another miserable moaning man in my life thanks - had enough of that when I was living with my parents as a kid as my Dad was like that!

Things I enjoy:
When we hold hands and kiss in public
When you wear my shirt after having a bath
When we go for a drive in the country and we have to find a hotel because we cannot wait until we get home
When we fall asleep in each others arms and you make me feel so safe
When I awake to find you just looking at me
When we sit on a sandy beach and watch the sunset
When you hold my hand if the film gets scary or sad
When we laugh together
When we go to a restaurant with friends and we smile whenever our eyes meet, we skip dessert
When we hold each other like we never want to let go

"Hopeless romantic?" Maybe !!

Well if you've got this far I guess you might as well take the next step and send me a message. I do read them all, but if I don’t get back to anyone then I guess you’re not showing a picture or you are not my type. Sorry it's better to be honest!. Likewise...

Please only contact me if you think you may want a date with me in the near future. I am looking for that someone special and won't get to know you very well if all we do is chat on msn, because as we all know,online, we can be whatever we want to be, I want to get to know the real deal.


P.S
In a unapologetic bit of plagiarism. Here's something that made me giggle a lot. I'm glad to say that I am none of the below...



DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No t*ts

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free spirit - Junkie

Fun - Annoying

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate - Sloppy drunk

Professional - B*tch

Voluptuous - Very Fat

Large frame - Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate - Stalker

 

First Date:
Hopefully go for a nice drink in a cosy quiet place so we can have a relaxing chat. It will have to have a toilet window big enough for me to squeeze through in case it all goes wrong...or I don't feel comfortable....

After that, if I come back from the toilet - we will both know if it's worth meeting up again. Like one of the songs that I sing, this time it has to be PERFECT... 

Stormy Down is 43 years old and lives in Lancashire. She is divorced with one child. She's 5' 5" tall and of average build. She's a non-smoker, who drinks occasionally. She is looking for dating and romance, friendship.

Level: 1 Trusted member: not yet! Joined on: 31-Jan-2008 Last logged in on: 17-Feb-2008 Last updated profile: 31-Jan-2008   Conversations with Stormy Down

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