This offer must end soon! Just one left - a highly desirable guy, maintained in handsome condition. Will give years of useful service and now on the market well before his sell by date - b.b.e. 2050!
I'd fallen to the back of the shelf whilst building my career and travelling ... until now! The sales are on ... and this item is lookin' to become one!
My KSPs are:
* I'm well-packaged; tall - fit and unmarked.
* Grown locally, but I've been exported around the world for work & hols.
* My operational manual is in a number of languages, with an 'easy step guide' in English.
* Full refund if disappointed, but gives only one life-time guarantee.
* Have lots of interests... but not particularly shopping!
Fit, active, educated, sociable & waiting for that special female 'shopper'. I am unique though, so forget about the two-for-ones!
You'd be welcome to inspect the merchandise. However, if you don't put a deposit message down now, you may not be able to get interest-free credit on me later!
So, you should pop me in your trolley now.... you'd be off it not to!!
Natural, feminine, warm-hearted and gorgeous....
...certainly not the end of the line ;-D
You'd be placed amongst the 'premium' brands....
Occasionally found in the cake & chocolate sections; I would hope to see you at the fruit and veg stand too!
You won't be attracted to the cigarette kiosk, but you may well go for the multi-saver on Ozzy wine!
However, you'd also be able to appreciate the true person amongst all this marketing hype, and not be consumed by 'conspicuous consumption'.
So if you'd like to check me out, write now and you may clinch the romantic deal. Who knows; eventually we may even end up going down that aisle together!
...maybe you if I've brought a smile to your face?!
;-D
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