sexybumslaveboy (35) from Dumfries and Galloway

About me

I'm 35 years old and come from Dumfries and Galloway in the United Kingdom. I'm single with one child. I'm 5' 11" tall and of average build. I'm a smoker and I don't drink. I'm here for dating and friendship.

My detailed facts

Hair colour	Light brown
Hair style	Short
Eyes	Blue
Glasses	No
Facial hair	Clean shaven
Tattoos	One or two - discreet
Piercings	None
Attractiveness	Don't know
Ethnicity	White - British
Education	Post-graduate
Job	Other
Income	Rather not say
Smoking	Heavy cigarette smoker
Drinking	Completely teetotal
Drugs	Never
Food	Chicken and fish
Politics	Right of centre
Religion	Catholic
Practising	Sometimes
Children	1
More children	I don't want to have (more) children

My hobbies and interests

Cooking	hate it
Shopping	id rather u did that
DIY	oh that i can do
Housework	yeah nowt like a nice tidy clean home
Dining out	want vinegar on your fish supper??
Movies	horror generally
Theatre	dumfries has one...apparently
Music	loud and rocky
Gigs	if i can yeah
Pubs	yeah for a coke
Clubbing	naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Newspapers and magazines	no i use the net n tv for my news
Books	horrors..stephen king et al
TV	simpsons..south park etc
Watching sport	any sport..except bowls
Playing sport	na
Hobbies	hmmmm i cant...id get arrested

My hopes and dreams

In ten years I see myself	dunno...richer perhaps...living would be a good place to start..anything else is a bonus
Who would I invite to a dinner party?	john lennon,jesus christ and homer simpson
My ideal date	whatever she likes
What would I never, ever give up?	breathing...coz id be dead
If I had to give a speech on a subject I was passionate about ...	dunno probably the pros and cons of a submissive lifestyle
If I could visit anywhere in the world at any time in history	thats a hard one...ill get back to you on that
If I had a million pounds to give to charity	charity begins at home so it would be my own personal one
My "and finally" section ...	nowt i can write without being banned