Seaspell (45) from Merseyside

A few things you should know about me....
1) I dont do cyber sex or casual sex meetings
2) I am hilarious so please laugh at all my jokes
3)I dont have naked pics to share although if you send yours I will laugh riotously and send it to all my friends!
4) I dont care what your sexual orientation, gender or race may be, If I dont reply to your message than your page turned me off.

Now if you are still here mines a Stella!........

I like to think I am a complex character, almost a paradox; most of my friends would just say oxymoron with emphasis on moron but I will punish them later.

I am 39 and from Whiston and I don't sound scouse.
Now living in Formby by the beach (the last 30 years on and off in a caravan!) and I have a hopeless idealist romanticism about life and try to see the good in people far too much. I should be more cynical but can't.

My humor varies with my mood. I can be dry and very sarcastic yet I can be as purile as a 5 year old lol

Nearly hitting 40 and listening to Radio 4! has changed me somewhat, maybe getting balder has done it too but I have found the sharp edge of my tongue and will not spare idiots who haven't read my profile.

All that being said I am sensitive soul too. I love laughing over something random. Something that at the time is so funny and 20 minutes later you cant even remember what you laughed about. I love the rain on a hot day.
I love to be by the ocean with my dog.
Now I know you are thinking that I must be a split personality or a psycho and you would almost be right but not quite.

I don't suffer from insanity...I'm loving every minute of it. Ok to be honest I stole that from Ally Mcbeal, but it is still perfectly true.

I don't like sprouts or butter beans, not that many people do. I'm a bit of an eccentric.

I love the great outdoors and feel perfectly happy when I’m near the sea.

I’ve been known to write poetry and even sing; although neither of them very well. Without my friends I'd be nothing and without music I'd die. I always fall over, I hog the tv remote, bite my nails but then again I’m a good cook (although maybe not to inflict it on anybody else).
Ladies with sunny smiles and long legs very welcome............