Scruffyted (54) from South East London

Generally smiling, happy go lucky. Can look surprisingly smart if I make the effort, but usually found in jeans and sweatshirt.
No children (I'm FAR too immature/young/irresponsible - delete as applicable) Dab hand at DIY (but please, you will keep that a secret - won't you?)
Run my own corporate entertainments business which earns enough to keep my Westie in the comfort he has become accustomed to.
Like dancing, cinema (chick flicks if I really really have to) and seeing new places.
Hate smoking with a vengence,and curry.
Martyr to 'man flu'

Slim brunette with a GSOH would be a start, if not then a blonde, redhead, auburn, draw the line at grey......
So if you look like Salma Hayek you could be in with a chance! Being an animal lover might be a good idea, especially if your wardrobe is predominately white and shaggy - dog hairs you see....
I'd like a lady who isn't brighter, better looking or more popular than I am, however, as I have found, that may prove difficult to achieve.
A sacastic sense of humour (I won't get offended) is appreciated as well as beautiful eyes (preferably a matching pair)