robbie1412    (40) from West Yorkshire

I'm looking for a woman who wants me , who needs me , who trusts me , who desires me , who yearns for me , who praises me , who aspires me , and fulfills me .

But most importantly , your Dad must own a breweree

Seriously , I'm bored. I need to do something .

The Psychatric wards are full , the Day Center is closed and I'm fretting.

Ask me a question . Give me a challenge !!!.

???? I keep getting a pop up box popping up . ?????

Apparently . The mods say its too short , not long enough . How the hell do they know ?

And if its longer I get 3 times more messages !!!

So they say . I was always told to be happy with what you had .

Ok then. reality check

MALE 39 , Greying , balding , depressed , paranoid , OCD suffering , seperated guy with a little beer belly , whos unemployed , has no money or savings , and is homeless with no furniture or personal possessions seeks a woman with a large spare room where he could crash out at , till he gets back on his feet . Healthwise , I used to smoke often but have now stopped ( 12 weeks ) , but I probably drink more than I should , but I dont do drugs .

I think I also have arthritus , diebetes and cancer . ( hmm ? or maybe its just indigestion . Either way , I'm gonna constantly moan about it and blame you . )

In the bedroom department , I probably am either impotant or will suffer from premature ejeculation .

In the kitchen , I dont mind washing up , but only when all the plates have been used .( On a plus note , I do like to , and am a good cook ) .

Every morning you would probably find my socks and undies , lazily kicked off at the bottom of the bed . The toilet seat would probably be left up , and if I'd gone whilst drunk , it will have drips on it .
The toothpaste will have been squeezed in the middle , the sink will have whiskers in it , and the tide mark round the bath will make you think that the ship had just docked at pubic hair island .
Whilst I have stated I am just looking for a spare room , I dont mind entering into a relationship with you , and I dont mind helping out around the house .
Just please dont wake me before 12 noon , otherwise I'm liable to be grumpy or if you do have a nice sugary tea or coffee for me .

So thats about it for now !!

For you ladies reading this who realise that " I'm the one " or those that are currently drooling at the mouth , please form an orderly queue and we'll try to arrange a viewing of your spare room shortly .

For all those that are saying wheres your pic ?

Would you put your face to this profile ???? Jeeze !!!

( I do have pics uploaded , but just include them in outgoing messages . )

So , you still want me then ? Come and get it . 

Depends how far you'll go . HA HA !!

 

robbie1412 is 40 years old and lives in West Yorkshire. He is single with two children. He's 5' 7" tall and of average build. He's a non-smoker, who likes a drink. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship, hobbies and activities, business contacts.

Level: 1 Trusted member: not yet! Joined on: 23-Jun-2007 Last logged in on: 05-Feb-2008 Last updated profile: 23-Jun-2007   Conversations with robbie1412

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