reallyme (48) from Derbyshire

think of the EXACT opposites and get a feel for me....... Well here goes, I'm a bit shy but my interests are football, i can sit and watch it all day, and drinking with my mates. i can drink over 9 pints and people think i get really funny when i do. i don't go out much as the giro only just pays the rent for the council flat and i'm saving up for a new chair as the armrests on mine have gone shiny. i have a dog called bonzo but i lost his lead and now he has to stay in. the neighbours think i should clear up his poo but i hide when they knock on the door. i'm 4ft2 (my mum smoked and drunk) and my favouite designer is kappa as they do some fantsatic trackies. i also have a burby peakie to cover the bald spot. i went to school, for a bit. my last job was doing removals and the pay was good at £4.40 per hour. i colected a lot of underwear doing that job. i have about 30 pairs, 4 from girlfriends (i like to keep a momento when i have a kid with a woman). i'm going to wilkinsons now to get myself some dandruff shampoo but will sign back on next time i'm on my community service order day to check on all you lovely ladies....

someone who isn't too clever and can afford the bus fare to meet me. if you have a washing machine that would be great and i might come over to see you.

ho hum,