RCD
(41)
from Greater Manchester 
About me
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet adverts, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true
of me :
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry basxxxd who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will think we can have sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
9. When you look into the mirror and worry about the lines on your face - I'll mix up a tub of industrial strength pollyfilla for you.
When all said and done im a Nobody....and Nobody is perfect!
About you
Well, as you can imagine, you need to have a good sense of humor to be able to cope with me. A wicked evil grin, sexy smile and a dirty mind is also a turn on. And if you've got a cute bum and can cook as good as my mum you get extra brownie points.
RCD
is 41 years old
and lives in Greater Manchester.
He is
single with no children. He's 6' 1" tall
and
of average build.
He's a
smoker, who
drinks occasionally. He is looking for
dating and romance, friendship.
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