RCD Male (45) from Greater Manchester

Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet adverts, that never come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true
of me :

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry basxxxd who made you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will think we can have sex.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it
every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.

9. When you look into the mirror and worry about the lines on your face - I'll mix up a tub of industrial strength pollyfilla for you.


When all said and done im a Nobody....and Nobody is perfect!


Well, as you can imagine, you need to have a good sense of humor to be able to cope with me. A wicked evil grin, sexy smile and a dirty mind is also a turn on. And if you've got a cute bum and can cook as good as my mum you get extra brownie points.


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I'm 45 years old and come from Greater Manchester in the United Kingdom. I'm single with no kids. I'm 6' 1" tall and of average build. I'm a smoker and I drink occasionally. I'm here for dating and friendship.

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