Pie-Eyed-Piper    (46) from the West Midlands 

I'm from the West Midlands originally, but have lived and worked in Germany for almost eight years.


ME:-

Grumpy.
Curmudgeonly.
Misery guts.
In need of a nip-tuck.
Past it.
Desperately clinging on the last vestiges of youth.
Hair too long, heels too high, skirts too short, tan too dark.
Finds happy people insufferable.
Lying on the sofa is as exciting as I get.
Gets drunk on a Friday.
Smokes.

I won’t list my bad points, for fear it may deter you.



YOU:-

Loaded.
Intelligent.
Handsome.
Generous.
Happy when required.
Courteous at all times.
More than happy to attend to my every whim.
Buggers off when told.
In attendance at the drop of a hat.
Adoring – but not irritating.




Oh, and a sense of humour is, naturally, a pre-requisite.






 

I'd like to meet new friends.

I'm tired of my old ones...

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for my friends, and nothing they wouldn't do for me.
We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

Friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you.

True friends stab you in the front.
 

Pie-Eyed-Piper is 46 years old and lives in the West Midlands. She is divorced with no children. She's 5' 1" tall and of average build. She's a smoker, who drinks occasionally. She is looking for friendship.

Level: 9 Trusted member: yes! Joined on: 23-Sep-2006 Last logged in on: 24-Jul-2008 Last updated profile: 06-Jun-2008   Conversations with Pie-Eyed-Piper

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