ollielock2001 (35) from Warwickshire

I'm a terrible listener with no sense of humour whatsoever. Most people would describe me as miserable.
I like to watch television.
I've been to school and learnt stuff.
Now I'm an old man with a fetish for wellington boots.

I'd like to meet anyone that isn't shy. Somebody that doesn't want to spend weeks writing emails before they have the balls to meet me.
What am I looking for? The love of a good woman of course. Someone that will pay for me to sit at home and watch tv while she goes out to work. Someone that doesn't expect me to do any of the cleaning or washing up. Someone that will cook me a nice dinner every night, and then satisfy my every whim in bed, no matter how rubbish a day she has had.