notquitemainstream (55) from West Yorkshire

Having recently read a thread about what makes a bad profile, I have decided to rewrite mine!

So do I stick with the truth or sell myself?

For sale or rent:
1 vintage female, slightly battered but with a strong chassis. In spite of some signs of wear and misuse, this item has plenty of life left in it and would benefit from some loving restoration. It comes with some accessories but these are not permanently attached so don't be deterred.

Also I no longer have essentials so if you kiss or hug then I won't know who you are so please message me!

How did I do? It is truthful but there is so much more to tell!

I need someone who appreciates experience, understands uncertainty, is patient and prepared to look past first impressions...