Newarkguytony (47) from Nottinghamshire

Hi,genuine Newark guy here,looking to move on ,but I relise im gonna find it difficult now as i believe i have become institutionalised to this town (very Bad).
When it come to looks well i must admit im no oil painting,but then again babys dont start crying and dogs do not bark when they see me coming. When i walk down the rd the pavement does not break or crack.neither do i fall down any drains, or cracks in the pavement,thus I will leave you to draw your own conclusions as to my weight. I smoke and i enjoy a beer,but i also work hard for it,so if you have a problem with that then please stop reading now. I have not posted a pic,as the observant will have noticed,this is because im a little bit of a practical joker,and have many friends looking for a pic of me to post on undesirable sites! Just as i have done to them in the past. I have been told im very approachable and outgoing,wether that means asking me to the pub? I dont know?.I am blessed with a good sense of humour,and use it wisely.well thats all for now,but if you wish to get in touch,im quite willing to add you to messenger,so you can see my mug,or vice versa.If you have managed to read this far,then congats are in order,those that gave up after the first few lines will just never know.Well thats enough for now,RSI is setting in ....Chow,hope to hear from you soon?

Just like myself really,but with no baggage please(and no that does not mean your children)
No crack or smack heads(then if you were you would have sold the pc for a tenner)
No prostitutes,either ex or still working.
No escorts (see above)
Personality more important than looks alone
Thats that..Thanks..!