MrDiscerning (62) from Surrey

I'm a tall, attractive, humorous, young-at-heart, intellectual, divorced, tolerant, stable, semi-retired company director, entrepreneur and musician. My interests are mainly people, law, current affairs, cycling, Radio 4, music/singing, and computer hardware/software. I am, I hope, warm, sincere, outgoing, loyal, and reliable with a zest for life which I would like to share with the right partner.

Amongst my significant legal successes is my name in the Law Reports.

I should add that I am most certainly a child-at-heart (firm compelling evidence available M'Lady).

I believe that, fortunately, I know myself and am, very adaptable, baggage and hang-ups free with head below clouds, feet firmly on terra firma, and neither my glasses nor contact lenses are rose-tinted.

Ideally, below 54, intellectual, a long-term Radio 4 listener, same; culture, humour, politics, interests, musical/general tastes, tolerance, values, & over 5.5'.

I have to confess that as a lifelong fan of Humph and team, it would seem right and appropriate at this point to - at the risk of not only putting off the compatible lady of my dreams but also of getting myself arrested - make a confession which is that I am hopelessly infatuated with Samantha to the extent that I admit that I have attempted, unsuccessfully, to stalk her. She is however, sadly, extremely elusive and I've yet to even catch a glimpse of her!! I suppose it’s something to do with the fact that she always, for some mysterious reason, leaves before the end of each show. I suspect it’s really to avoid me waiting at the stage door? Has anyone out there please please got a pic? I mean come on, this girl is famous!! No price is too high, just name your price and send that pic straight off to me now, you know you can trust me 1000% -I’m a honouribble member of that reputable organisation of renown - OFFNIP - Office of de Federation for de Financing of Naturally Integrity Peepull (WorldWideWeb.honest.guv.Nigeria), Chairman de Right Honouribble Sir Michael Howard!

This passion of mine has also now been vindicated absolutely by the kind support of Sir Bob Geldof - so that the cause is now to become an active campaign called “Live Sam” although “Samantha rules OK” is under serious consideration and I quote Sir Bob himself “..we want the picture … give us your f*g picture…"!

It was in fact also Sir Bob himself who kindly advised me to use this site to recruit all the squillions of other similarly deprived Samantha addicts the Universe over in this worthy cause so c’mon all you big macho guys out there, what you doin sat there reading this? Get your bums the hell off'of those computer stools and join the march on London!

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