Mr Snuffleupagus    (41) from Lancashire

Hello, this is my second excursion into online dating and, as it’s still the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done, I’ll stick to the ludicrous screen name I’ve used before, but then I’ve a lot of respect for an out of work Muppet who has re-branded himself as Anthony Worrell Thompson!

I was a bit wary of joining another site, but I figured with Midsummer, should anything happen, Bergerac will come and sort it out for me!

I’ve been through the same sort of stuff as a lot of people on here, but have been lucky enough to move on, after a while, leaving most of my baggage behind. Now I find myself living in a town where I don’t really know anyone and that’s just dull.

I work hard and long, fortunately the job is very stressful and badly paid so that makes up for it – hold on a minute – anyway, that means I don’t have huge amount of free time to meet people, so I thought I’d give this a try. I really want new friends – you can’t have too many, but I’m hoping for something more.

I’m looking for company to share some good times and see what happens, I like to laugh and make people laugh, I like to talk but it’s more important to listen and, although I’m living a solitary life at the moment, it’s a lot more fun if you can share it.

Thanks for stopping to look, I'm not a full member yet so can't see who has viewed me etc, so please say hello.


***EDIT - 20th April***

Well I’ve taken the plunge, packed my bag and turned my back on my mind numbing job! Probably foolish I know, but if anymore of my brain was sucked out, my next career move would be to that of a traffic bollard or a calming measure and hell I’m just too lumpy for that.

I’m enjoying a week or so of smug satisfaction before the panic sets in but, before I’m begging to get my old job back, I thought I would open my future up to you lovely people out there...

...so if you have a job to offer or a suggestion as to my direction in life, please get in touch. The luck winner of this little competition ie whoever points me in the right direction, will win – me*

Just for general guidance, the kinds of jobs I’m currently considering are...

...Tramp – not one of the new urban “Big issue please” tramps, but one of those turn of the century lovable country rogues. However, sadly you just can’t buy that hairy string you need to hold your trousers up anymore so I’ll probably not bother.

...International multimillionaire playboy – quite fancy this one but I’m not sure where they advertise.

...Global religious leader – now I’ve dabbled with this in the past, in fact I’m a revered god head in Polynesia, but I’m not sure I believe in Cheesy Doritos let alone a god, so I figure the long term prospects are limited.

...High society jewel thief/sleuth – I’m not sure which side of the law to be on, I just fancy wearing a DJ a lot, drinking Gibsons and doing a lot of sneaking about in stately homes. I’d definitely need a pseudonym though and Snuffleupagus just isn’t going to cut it!

Help me Midsummer, you're my only hope!!!




*or a prize of equal or lesser value - £0.17 (no cash alternative will be made available)
 

As a friend, I’m looking for anyone who is easy going, likes to laugh and socialize, but has something to say that’s worth listening to. You need to be someone who has varied interests, and they don’t need to be the same as mine, but who values a good friend as much as I do.

For someone who could be something more, it’s really down to chemistry for me, which is why I want to make friends. But you’d need to be kind and faithful, and fun and spirited. Like to give as well as receive affection, be independent but need someone and know we can rely on each other. You'll need to be down to earth but have high ideals, not take things too seriously, but know when you need to. You’ll need to be this and that, hot and cold, up and down, in and out and a whole list ludicrous criteria that no one could ever live up to. There needs to be mutual attraction, but that takes all sorts of forms, is wholly subjective and can’t be described so, just be friendly with a twinkle and I’ll do my best to give you a run for your money!
 

Mr Snuffleupagus is 41 years old and lives in Lancashire. He is single with no children. He's 6' 4" tall and of cuddly build. He's a non-smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship, hobbies and activities, business contacts.

Level: 3 Trusted member: not yet! Joined on: 03-May-2008 Last logged in on: 06-Jul-2008 Last updated profile: 07-May-2008   Conversations with Mr Snuffleupagus

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