MissConduct (40) from Hampshire

About me

I'm 40 years old and come from Hampshire in the United Kingdom. I'm attached with three children. I'm 5' 9" tall and of average build. I'm a smoker and I drink occasionally. I'm here for friendship.

My detailed facts

Hair colour	Hair - what hair?
Hair style	Gone
Eyes	Other
Glasses	Yes
Tattoos	One or two - discreet
Piercings	One or two - discreet
Attractiveness	Plain
Ethnicity	White - British
Education	School
Job	Homemaker
Income	Super-rich!
Smoking	Pipe smoker
Drinking	Like a fish!
Drugs	Never
Food	Red meat all the way
Politics	Rather not say
Religion	Other
Practising	Yes
Children	3
More children	I don't want to have (more) children

My hobbies and interests

Cooking	Anything I havent had to cook, though my duck in port and orange always goes down a storm
Shopping	Im a woman....you figure it out!
DIY	Just call me Mcguiver
Housework	My house is tidy enough.....cos Im sure if the Queen was planning to visit she'd give me notice.
Dining out	Anything on The Ivy's menu
Movies	Not a fan of horror films.....
Theatre	Keep promising to go more often....last thing I saw at the theatre was the back of the head of the tall man infront of me.
Music	All types except Bruce Springsteen & Fleetwood Mac
Gigs	Paul Weller Paul Weller Paul Weller I kinda like Paul Weller ;)
Pubs	Happy in a pub so long as the company is good
Clubbing	With my knees ..... cmon! Last time I went it was called a Disco
Newspapers and magazines	None not even at the Doctors surgery
Books	Regular at the library....fav book is American Psycho
TV	Not much of a tv fan.....tho my tv is a very attractive model.
Watching sport	Not for me....unless you can count blo-football using malteesers
Playing sport	See above....tho I once spent a very pleasant evening watching the "down hill eggbox skiing" during the 2006 winter olympics
Hobbies	cheese, marmite or both

My hopes and dreams

In ten years I see myself	Ruling the world......
Who would I invite to a dinner party?	Stephen Fry Paul Weller Michael Parkinson
My ideal date	nothing fancy a good chat over a decent cup of coffee is a start.
What would I never, ever give up?	My sense of humour.....I'd be lost without it
If I had to give a speech on a subject I was passionate about ...	Speed cameras
If I could visit anywhere in the world at any time in history	Edwardian England
If I had a million pounds to give to charity	A local hospice
My "and finally" section ...	Not all of my answers are truthfull........and there wasnt an option to add my religion tuts I'm a practising Jedi....may the force be with you ;)