melt (52) from East Sussex

Hiya,

Dont really know what to say here. Well for a start I was born in 1955 so my age is wrong on here; its a long and boring story so there !!!

I guess I should have updated this before as I have been working this year but I am now looking again as I made the pub I had profitable so someone took it on permanently. I'm looking :((

I guess it's not typical of a lot of guy's but I like poetry and the use of words in general... also song lyrics; I have written lyrics in the past. I like words that paint a picture that's so clear you can see it in your mind... dark Angels follow me over a Godless sea, Sting ... great lyrics, paints a picture :)

I'm an ex-rugby playing reasonably bright guy with a gsoh. I now live in East Sussex and have two adult sons and a big daft dog.

I have lived in Europe and been around a fair bit for my work. I love scifi, reading, monty python and eating out. When I say I drink frequently that doesn't mean I'm an alcoholic.... just I like a beer :) everyone else puts occasional or doesn't drink !

Bluebottle What time is it Eccles?
Eccles Err, just a minute. I, I've got it written down 'ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
Bluebottle Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles?
Eccles Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem.
Bluebottle Wait a minute Eccles, my good man...
Eccles What is it fellow?
Bluebottle It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
Eccles I know that my good fellow. That's right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
Bluebottle Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
Eccles Ah, den I don't show it to dem.
Bluebottle Ooohhh...
Eccles [Smacks lips] Yeah.
Bluebottle Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
Eccles I've got it written down on a piece of paper!
Bluebottle Oh, I wish I could afford a piece of paper with the time written on.
Eccles Oohhhh.
Bluebottle 'Ere Eccles?
Eccles Yah.
Bluebottle Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you? - 'Ere. This piece of paper ain't goin'.
Eccles What? I've been sold a forgery!
Bluebottle No wonder it stopped at eight o'clock.
Eccles Oh dear.
Bluebottle You should get one of them tings my grandad's got.
Eccles Oooohhh?
Bluebottle His firm give it to him when he retired.
Eccles Oooohhh.
Bluebottle It's one of dem tings what it is that wakes you up at eight o'clock, boils the kettil, and pours a cuppa tea.
Eccles Ohhh yeah! What's it called? Um.
Bluebottle My granma.
Eccles Ohh... Ohh, ah wait a minute. How does she know when it's eight o'clock?
Bluebottle She's got it written down on a piece of paper!

Someone with a good sense of humour and not too much baggage ! Personally, I have packed mine up and sent it to China...

oh and I gave up smoking a year ago and I really dont mind if other people do... it's your choice :)))


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