lenseman (64) from Surrey

I am slim, athletic, clean-shaved articulate living 3 miles east of Gatwick International Airport in the village of Smallfield, Surrey and I have decided that I want to live my next life backwards:

I'll start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then I'll wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then I will get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy my retirement and collect my pension.

Then when I start work, I'll get a gold watch on my first day. I will work 40 years until I'm too young to work.

Then I'll get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party, and be generally promiscuous.

Then I will start to go to primary school, I've become a kid, and I will play and have no responsibilities.

I can't wait to become a baby, and then...

I want to spend my last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

To finish off as a huge gigantic orgasm.

I am looking for a happy smiling female, slim to average, non-smoker (preferably) for fun days out enjoying each others company.