View max-sized image

lenseman (60) from Surrey

About me

I am slim, athletic, clean-shaved articulate living 3 miles east of Gatwick International Airport in the village of Smallfield, Surrey and I have decided that I want to live my next life backwards:

I'll start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then I'll wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then I will get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy my retirement and collect my pension.

Then when I start work, I'll get a gold watch on my first day. I will work 40 years until I'm too young to work.

Then I'll get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party, and be generally promiscuous.

Then I will start to go to primary school, I've become a kid, and I will play and have no responsibilities.

I can't wait to become a baby, and then...

I want to spend my last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

To finish off as a huge gigantic orgasm.

About you

I am looking for a happy smiling female, slim to average, non-smoker (preferably) for fun days out enjoying each others company.

lenseman is 60 years old and lives in Surrey. He is separated with two children. He's 5' 10" tall and of slim build. He's a non-smoker, who never drinks. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship, hobbies and activities.

Level: 2 Membership level: 2/10