Laszlo (46) from North East London

Cosy, clean, modern and desirable room to share for £20 p/w.

The room is to be shared with nice,handsome, Educated and Extremely Civilized guy (allegedly) who feels at present that he cannot offer his emotions or feelings to most or almost all women he knows and who still has his heart reserved for his X but is so much used to the usual desirable terms of the life that it offers as a couple i.e., ordering Pizza or to cook together. She picking me up when I finish my sport Practice or when she comes home I would pick her up from local tube stop and vice versa, having a shower together, sharing everything, spontaneously head out for a drink or having a laugh with friends, me buying her the perfumes in abundance, me making her feel the luckiest around and she giving me all that she had, I AM MISSING ALL THAT INTENSLY AND LOOKING FOR A QUICK FIX, PLEASE DO NOT ADVISE ME ON RELATIONSHIPS OR ANY THING LIKE THAT, THAT WOULD BE A KIND ATTEMPT BUT WOULD PROBABLY WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME.

If this post results in any kind of embarrassment or offence to any of the readers, please do excuse as there is no such intention to cause a displeasing reason.

WHY SUCH A "SILLY ARRANGEMENT" IS OFFERED?

Let me make an attempt to shed some more light to enable you a greater insight. I guess I am not Conservative, speak my mind, have limited regard (not always though) to complicated, traditional, conventional, somewhat vicious society.

I think I have made an effort to arrange a desirable union with a fragrant, easygoing open minded female which should lead us straight into everything that I mentioned above and does not preclude the strong possibility of passionate fragrant hygienic candlelit stress free physical unions at times.

You would be respected to the highest degree and the same is desired.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE;

someone who lacks courtesy
you would have thought/considered such (or similar with root cause) an arrangement before and you are not surprised by reading this bizarre effort to escape the predicament I am in or believe to be in.

someone who is under a mistaken belief that there are no decent men left out there
stressed out, cynical or overly/unnecessarily cautious

FINALLY, I AM NOT DEMANDING AND ME ME ME AS IT MAY APPEAR FROM THIS 10 MINUTES SCRIBBLING THAT ALSO LACKS A SPELL CHECK.