Far, far, away,on the distant side of the universe, Lambsey's profile defies the laws of brevity...... not only that but it just keeps growing!!
Anyway…. I’m just a plain ol' young spirited 31 year old (new measurement.... I'm assured 31 is the new 51..... sounds good to me so I'll have a bit of it!) ancient sage in North Devon. Unconventional, creative, honest. sincere.... all the usual nice words that I'm sure you've read a hundred times. Co-presenter of the North Devon Easter meet…
I am an ex smoker. (That doesn’t mean I beat up on smokers; for a painful reason, however, any lady entering a LTR with me is highly unlikely to smoke.) I like one or two beers, maybe a few glasses of nice wine. Hangovers last for days so I don't drink to excess anymore. . except at Easter, it seems.....
What do I like doing? Photography, reading, writing... creative stuff, like painting your toenails (doesn’t every guy do that for his lady?). Being by the sea (I can hear it from here, sometimes). Ambling (sand dune biosphere reserve and beaches very close). Unspoilt wilderness attracts me, as do prehistoric sacred places (henges and the like. It’s cool to dowse the energy lines..). Watching sunsets. Staring into rock pools. I used to enjoy cooking, but it's no fun for one. In fact, I can't think of a single thing that's fun for one (unless one wants to use Queens English, whereby fun for One becomes fun for two).
Favourite flavour: Peking crispy duck with hoisin sauce served with hot Saki. Funny, but even this isn't right without being able to share with someone....
Few people ever meet their hero once; I am lucky enough to have known him all of my life: My Dad.
I don't mind kids, in fact I find a refreshing honesty in them. I don't like the way society has changed the way kids are brought up.... thinking about it, maybe today's society has corrupted childhood.....
I don’t like: Violence. Tights [shudders]! Lies, mushroom compost and those that tell them. Hypodermics, blood, guts and gore (I’m skweeeemish). Gossip. Nasty people. Politics (although I have made lots of (controversial) comments on this site. I am going to try to avoid such threads in future as I joined this site to make friends. There aren't any friends in politics!). Avocado. Jealousy (very, very, very destructive as I have found). Bad manners! (not the group) Evangelists and hallelujah types trying to get me to worship whatever icon they believe in. Those drivers who do not acknowledge that I've just let them out or pass. Just put your hand up, damn you!
I usually have music on but I don't have a TV and I don't read any daily propaganda sheets. Musical taste is very wide, as long as there is a melody of some sort or the music is going somewhere.
If there's anything else you want to know, you'd better just ask!
Please check these answers to previous questions..... 8)
Cancarian and very typical too.
Yes, I am intelligent (although intelligence is comparative).
Yes, I can converse but it depends on the subject. Space, stars, planets, time, nature, animals and natural history are good subjects, among many others. Deep and meaningful conversation is something I miss terribly.
Eastenders, Coronation Street, Big Brother, I’m a caterpillar; eat me out of here! and in fact most TV are all things I just don’t do (no TV, remember!). I like documentary type things though.
No, I am not a Christian, Hindu, Muslim, Sikh or any other. I have a different path, closer to Paganism, perhaps, Spiritualistic possibly or maybe it could be called universalitarianism! Naturism would almost suit too, being descriptive of what I feel, except it's already been claimed...
I like cats, especially Devon Rex. (I now have a pair of D Rex.... ) Most animals in fact, apart from those that cover you in snot and slober-juice! Lambs obviously are a favourite and I’m often close up with cows. I once had a pet octopus (no, really, I did). I'm unaware of any clairvoyance he may have displayed and he never predicted the outcome of a football match, as far as I know. 8)
Red wine unless it’s Chablis (especially with fish) or Schloskappele (with itself). Recently enjoying Pinot Grigeo though..
Yes, probably I am a little weird. But I try to be nice with it!
I definitely do not have any flock ID brands, paintmarks, tatts or bits of metal sticking through me or out of me. Nope! No way! Uh huh!
Macho? Me? No, I’m an emotional person and yes, I do cry when my emotions demand it, but then doesn’t every human?
Yes, I am a funny little twerp. My continually changing sense of humour is the only thing that keeps sanity at bay!
No, I am not really 5 foot 9 inches tall. Add three quarters of an inch. (or maybe I've shrunk.....)
I want to love and be loved, and be at peace with the world. Just being with someone, even if they are in a different room, makes me a happier person.... I think it's the sharing of life with someone that I truly miss so much.... Oh.... its called "A Relationship" !!!!
My one wish would be the total end of all violence across the world.
Despite a long ago thread about site speak, YES, EVERYTHING I have written is TRUE, or at least was at the time of writing. I reserve the right yada yada yada......... but no, I won't give you the impression that I am Superman for you to find out later that I am Clark Kent. The far side of the universe is Braunton, on the north coast of the middle south west. It's a queer place, mate, but a nice spot though! Well it was until all you tourists started arriving! (And no, the traffic isn't always this bad and the roads are perfectly adequate!)
In response to a very deep question:
I love this planet, she is just the coolest thing ever, unique in the universe as far as we can tell for certain. I love her abundance of flora and fauna, her sense and purpose of balance and perfection as she evolves. "Global Warming" is not a human induced phenomenon - the Earth is still recovering from the last ice age.
I dislike the human race, or, more precisely, the greed by which the human race is driven and by which it is distinguished from all other species. Yet I love all people.
I am a simple man, and in that simplicity I am a most complex person ...
I DO NOT wear sandels, with or without moi likkle wooley socks!
Why "Lambsey"?
It's a long story but, anyway, it's a better handle than, say, "mad ugly git", don't you think?
I don't have an open fire, I have central heating. If I had a real fire I would greatly enjoy sitting by it, drinking mulled wine and listening to the rain. [sticks tongue out to unnamed cynic]
Love, Blessings, Hugs and Kisses.
(There, that's stopped that question!)
It could be YOU!
If we spark in the right way, then .... we can be friends. But if we spark in that other, special way.... 8)