Joking Poet Male (45) from Tyne and Wear

Well let me see how this thing goes.
What exactly do you need to know?
Once i start i get all muddled.
I'm a fun loving guy ideal for a cuddle.
I'm honest and true
Be ideal for you
And i want leave your carpet with puddles!!
What is it i need in my life
Well i'm not yet looking for a wife.
Must be caring and funny
Likes her days to be sunny.
Be honest and true
Likes her man to be true.
And of course you've got to have lots of money!!!

Last bit's not important....much!!

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I'm 45 years old and come from Tyne and Wear in the United Kingdom. I'm single with one child. I'm 5' 10" tall and I have an athletic build. I don't smoke and I drink occasionally. I'm here for dating and friendship.

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