Well, I was born at a young age and have survived to the ripe old age of 39.
My mum always said I was so special I should have gone to a school for special children. Awww bless...
My favourite hobbies are tying holes together with string, making hand brakes for canoes and rocking and dribbling.
I'm looking for the key to my suitcase, an earring and that malteser that fell to the floor one day. Please let me know if you find them.
Married men, if you're unhappy with your wife, I will make you even more unhappy, so appreciate what you have!
I'm not here for online dating anymore, I have no room left under my patio.
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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I'm out of control, and at times I'm hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
Marilyn Monroe
Disclaimer: I'm not as psycho-ish as I sound. I promise, ask my probation officer.
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